Tees Not to Wear on a First Date
Is there anything more universal in humanity than a bad first date story? Okay, maybe a lot of things, but the important thing is, we all enjoy these stories.
Many of us have been on one side or the other in these situations, and not always on the side we think we're on.
In that spirit, if you're thinking about helping to create someone else's bad first date story, we've got you covered on the t-shirt front! The rest is still pretty D.I.Y.
Of course, if you're getting ready to meet that lucky lady or man, you might want to look this list over and help yourself steer clear of tee-saster.
2. Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship
At least this one kind of tries to class it up. Sort of.
7. Fart on the First Date
This is one of those things you might want to keep to yourself.
8. Dads Against Daughters Dating
Hey daddio, this might be the weirdest shirt you could date in. Yes, we know it doesn't say anything about you.
9. I Put The Pub In Republican
People will know you're a real charmer from your lovely mix of both politics and crippling alcoholism!
10. Blind Dates Suck
So this is what a self-fulfilling prophecy looks like on a t-shirt!
