Tees Not to Wear on a First Date
Many of us have been on one side or the other in these situations, and not always on the side we think we're on.
In that spirit, if you're thinking about helping to create someone else's bad first date story, we've got you covered on the t-shirt front! The rest is still pretty D.I.Y.
Of course, if you're getting ready to meet that lucky lady or man, you might want to look this list over and help yourself steer clear of tee-saster.
1. Quit Staring At My Nuts
Whoa there, squirrel. You're carrying a whole pile of - OH! Oh.
2. Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship
At least this one kind of tries to class it up. Sort of.
3. Two Women Away From Threesome
Look at it this way - now she knows you can count!
4. My Wife is Awesome
Build a better marriage through tee-mmunication!
5. No Job, No Money, No Car, But I'm In A Band
Go on. Assure her that you're going to make it.
8. Dads Against Daughters Dating
Hey daddio, this might be the weirdest shirt you could date in. Yes, we know it doesn't say anything about you.