Tees Not to Wear on a First Date

Is there anything more universal in humanity than a bad first date story? Okay, maybe a lot of things, but the important thing is, we all enjoy these stories.

Many of us have been on one side or the other in these situations, and not always on the side we think we're on.

In that spirit, if you're thinking about helping to create someone else's bad first date story, we've got you covered on the t-shirt front! The rest is still pretty D.I.Y.

Of course, if you're getting ready to meet that lucky lady or man, you might want to look this list over and help yourself steer clear of tee-saster.

1. Quit Staring At My Nuts

Quit Staring At My Nuts

Whoa there, squirrel. You're carrying a whole pile of - OH! Oh.

2. Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship

Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship

At least this one kind of tries to class it up. Sort of.

3. Two Women Away From Threesome

Two Women Away From Threesome

Look at it this way - now she knows you can count!

4. My Wife is Awesome

My Wife is Awesome

Build a better marriage through tee-mmunication!

5. No Job, No Money, No Car, But I'm In A Band

No Job, No Money, No Car, But I'm In A Band

Go on. Assure her that you're going to make it.

6. Boobs Staring At Eyes

Boobs Staring At Eyes

It's like they've got a mind of their own sometimes.

7. Fart on the First Date

Fart on the First Date

This is one of those things you might want to keep to yourself.

8. Dads Against Daughters Dating

Dads Against Daughters Dating

Hey daddio, this might be the weirdest shirt you could date in. Yes, we know it doesn't say anything about you.

9. I Put The Pub In Republican

I Put The Pub In Republican

People will know you're a real charmer from your lovely mix of both politics and crippling alcoholism!

10. Blind Dates Suck

Blind Dates Suck

So this is what a self-fulfilling prophecy looks like on a t-shirt!