Winners use hugs, not drugs! And also probably don't fire slugs. Maybe you already knew this.

Their party bus may inevitably end up in the sewer, but it's still a party bus.

Most of the time, oozing things is just kind of gross. For the turtles, it's just part of what's done. Don't judge.

I'm pretty sure this tee is pretty much what half of the graffiti in the '80s looked like.

The TMNT party tee for all you literalists out there.

You may not be as big and robotic as Krang's usual exo-suit body, but you'll do.

Tees don't get much more turtley radical than this.

If someone made a Hungry Hungry Ninja Turtles game, it would be really awkward and messy.

I wouldn't trust these guys to deliver your pizza untouched. I mean, it's 100% of their diet.

Now you too can be Ninja Turtle-ready! Just add your own bandanna!

Many t-shirts say 'Awesome.' Not all of them embody that like this one does.

Yep. This is pretty much what ninja turtles look like.

When looking for mutant turtles, why not wear New York's own turtle mutants?

At this point, Vanilla Ice references are well into ironic territory.

I do believe a Cowabunga!! is in order here. Also pizza.