T-Shirts to Help You Pick Up the Ladies

Pssst! Want us to let you in on a little secret? Something you probably didn't realize? When it comes to using t-shirts to pick up women, the key is simple: Don't offend her! Keep it light, keep it funny, and remember that there's a fine line between laughter and a slap in the face. The truth is, a well-chosen tee can be the perfect gateway for starting a conversation. Think outside the box and try these approach cuddle, to openly confessing your adorable inner geek -- to get women to notice you for something other than your impressive keg stand record.

1. Pick-Up Line Loading... Please Wait

Pick-Up Line Loading... Please Wait

A t-shirt with a pick-up line that makes fun of pick-up lines -- Genius!

2. Relax, I Just Like To Cuddle

Relax, I Just Like To Cuddle

Even though this is a flat-out lie, I dare you to not get noticed wearing this shirt.

3. I'm A Keeper

I'm A Keeper

Not only will you grab the attention of the Harry Potter fans with this one, but the phrase alone says it all.

4. Geek (Greek)

Geek (Greek)

If she's smart and not into fraternities -- or smart and IS into fraternities -- this shirt just might be the ticket to kickstarting your conversation.

5. Zombie Pick-Up Line

Zombie Pick-Up Line

Any woman who doesn't appreciate this little pick-up line zombie pun probably isn't worth your time. Tip: If this works, make sure you're not constantly staring at her chest.

6. Smurfs - Who's Your Papa?

Smurfs - Who's Your Papa?

Any guy who can sport a bearded, blue midget on his chest with a play on the "Who's Your Daddy?" phrase exudes exactly the kind of confidence necessary to attract attention from the opposite sex.

7. Almost Handsome

Almost Handsome

A play on the movie Almost Famous this t-shirt is lady bait because it's the perfect combination of subtle humor and modesty. It practically begs for a quippy comment.

8. Tell Your Boobs to Stop Staring at My Eyes

Tell Your Boobs to Stop Staring at My Eyes

This one dangerously straddles the line between funny and offensive, which usually works like a charm.

9. I Make Cute Babies

I Make Cute Babies

If nothing else, it will make her wonder.

10. Will Work for Belly Rubs

Will Work for Belly Rubs

Almost guaranteed to earn you a belly rub. And it has a puppy!