T-Shirts to Help You Pick Up the Ladies
Pssst! Want us to let you in on a little secret? Something you probably didn't realize? When it comes to using t-shirts to pick up women, the key is simple: Don't offend her! Keep it light, keep it funny, and remember that there's a fine line between laughter and a slap in the face. The truth is, a well-chosen tee can be the perfect gateway for starting a conversation. Think outside the box and try these approach cuddle, to openly confessing your adorable inner geek -- to get women to notice you for something other than your impressive keg stand record.
1. Pick-Up Line Loading... Please Wait
A t-shirt with a pick-up line that makes fun of pick-up lines -- Genius!
2. Geek (Greek)
If she's smart and not into fraternities -- or smart and IS into fraternities -- this shirt just might be the ticket to kickstarting your conversation.
3. Smurfs - Who's Your Papa?
Any guy who can sport a bearded, blue midget on his chest with a play on the "Who's Your Daddy?" phrase exudes exactly the kind of confidence necessary to attract attention from the opposite sex.
4. Almost Handsome
A play on the movie Almost Famous this t-shirt is lady bait because it's the perfect combination of subtle humor and modesty. It practically begs for a quippy comment.
5. Tell Your Boobs to Stop Staring at My Eyes
This one dangerously straddles the line between funny and offensive, which usually works like a charm.
6. I'm A Keeper
Not only will you grab the attention of the Harry Potter fans with this one, but the phrase alone says it all.