Stoic Cowboy T-Shirts
When it comes to cool, can you really get cooler than cowboys? You get to wear awesome hats, wield six-shooters, and call everybody 'pilgrim.' Not to mention, if you're really lucky, you might even end up possessing true grit.
Of course, then the aliens show up and things get awkward. But hey, with a good sneer, and if your aim is true, you've got nothing to fear.
Especially with the right t-shirt.
1. Cause I'm A F**king Cowboy T-shirt
Take caution! This excuse only works for some things in daily life.
2. Apprentice Cowboy T-Shirt
Sometimes, when lacking horses or bulls to ride, cowboys had to settle for a trusty penny-farthing.
3. Cowboys & Aliens Wanted T-Shirt
Oh hey, it's one of those cowboys actively at war with the aliens on his own t-shirt! Now isn't that something?
4. John Wayne's World T-Shirt
John Wayne is here to approve your party times in one of his lesser-known roles.
5. Dr Horrible: Wanted Bad Horse
This horse in Dr. Horrible was so bad, cowboys bowed even to him.
6. Mighty Fine Toy Story Woody Cowboy Costume T-shirt
This popular Toy Story cowboy spent a lot of time hanging out with a spaceman himself. They were cool.
7. Firefly Shirt
Firefly's space cowboys may not have battled aliens, but arguably, they faced worse. 'pared to those gorram Reavers, a shootout with some aliens might seem downright shiny.
8. Space Cowboy T-Shirt
I hear this is the kinda thing you're supposed to wear when you listen to that newfangled cowboy bebop music.
9. Cowboys & Aliens Jake T-Shirt
Another tee take on one of those alien-bustin' gunslingers. There will be no human-rustlin' 'round these parts.
10. Cowboy Dude Badge Costume T-Shirt
With this t-shirt, you are the sheriff.