Stoic Cowboy T-Shirts

When it comes to cool, can you really get cooler than cowboys? You get to wear awesome hats, wield six-shooters, and call everybody 'pilgrim.' Not to mention, if you're really lucky, you might even end up possessing true grit.

Of course, then the aliens show up and things get awkward. But hey, with a good sneer, and if your aim is true, you've got nothing to fear.

Especially with the right t-shirt.

1. Cowboys & Aliens Wanted T-Shirt

Cowboys & Aliens Wanted T-Shirt

Oh hey, it's one of those cowboys actively at war with the aliens on his own t-shirt! Now isn't that something?

2. Mighty Fine Toy Story Woody Cowboy Costume T-shirt

Mighty Fine Toy Story Woody Cowboy Costume T-shirt

This popular Toy Story cowboy spent a lot of time hanging out with a spaceman himself. They were cool.

3. Firefly Shirt

Firefly Shirt

Firefly's space cowboys may not have battled aliens, but arguably, they faced worse. 'pared to those gorram Reavers, a shootout with some aliens might seem downright shiny.

4. Cowboys & Aliens Jake T-Shirt

Cowboys & Aliens Jake T-Shirt

Another tee take on one of those alien-bustin' gunslingers. There will be no human-rustlin' 'round these parts.

5. Cowboy Dude Badge Costume T-Shirt

Cowboy Dude Badge Costume T-Shirt

With this t-shirt, you are the sheriff.

6. Cause I'm A F**king Cowboy T-shirt

Cause I'm A F**king Cowboy T-shirt

Take caution! This excuse only works for some things in daily life.

7. Apprentice Cowboy T-Shirt

Apprentice Cowboy T-Shirt

Sometimes, when lacking horses or bulls to ride, cowboys had to settle for a trusty penny-farthing.

8. John Wayne's World T-Shirt

John Wayne's World T-Shirt

John Wayne is here to approve your party times in one of his lesser-known roles.

9. Dr Horrible: Wanted Bad Horse

Dr Horrible: Wanted Bad Horse

This horse in Dr. Horrible was so bad, cowboys bowed even to him.

10. Women's Cowboy Take Me Away Tee

Women's Cowboy Take Me Away Tee

Ladies, this cowboy's taciturn grimace is for you. He could be thinking about sweeping you off your feet - or possibly about hosing down the stables. There's no knowing. The power of imagination!

11. Space Cowboy T-Shirt

Space Cowboy T-Shirt

I hear this is the kinda thing you're supposed to wear when you listen to that newfangled cowboy bebop music.

12. Space Cowboy

Space Cowboy

You were right all along - you've got the gangster of love right there on your keyboard.