Sparkly Twilight Tees
What happens when you take vampire romance genre and suggest, "How 'bout we make 'em sparkle in the sunlight instead of turning into piles of ash or goo?" Twilight, of course. Mix in some shirtless teen werewolves who just so happen to be conveniently oiled up at all times, and you've got a whole generation salivating.
Naturally, salivation leads to one thing and one thing only - t-shirts. And we've got those in spades.
As a point of advice, though - don't play in traffic. That pale aloof guy in your class might not show up to knock that thing out of the way.
1. Team Edward
I've heard there's a blood oath to join this side.
2. Team Jacob
Cat Scratch Fever jokes don't seem to work with this team.
3. Eclipse Edward Cullen
Staring is a pretty big part of vampire romance, actually.
Old school ladies choose Nosferatu. Count Orlok was the paragon of sexy vampire in his time.
6. Forks High School
I suppose this is the place for a requisite 'forking' joke.
7. New Moon: The Twilight Saga
8. Bella And Edward
This New Moon tee is beyond the pale! GET IT?
9. I Can't Change How I Feel
Actually, you probably can, but that might take therapy and medication. Sorry. I'll be quiet.
10. Sparkle Free Munsters
Grandpa Munster might have a few words for these whippersnappers.
11. Twilight Wolves
In this case, there are only two wolves. And no moon.
12. Jacob Stare
Jacob actually has a shirt on in this one!
13. Edward Walking
14. It All Begins With a Choice
15. Breaking Dawn Characters
Anybody else think this series could use some mummies?