Better bone up on your Ryan Kwanten impression.

If you're in the deep south, you're going to want to find somewhere hospitable to drink.

Just don't bite the glasses.

This Merlotte's waitress shirt would probably make a pretty snazzy costume for would-be vamp victims.

It's like you're draining a real person!

There's zombie vampires in the forthcoming final season. Double undead!

There's a good chance they're keepin' it in the family. By which we mean they're hosting a rousting family game night.

Sookie's human half! Or is it her fae?

What vampire wouldn't want to eat here!?

A tee for the fang-bangers and fang-banger wannabes. Everybody's favorite vampire club.

The Fangtasia experience - distilled to a snazzy tee.

Want to emulate Jason Stackhouse and sleep with everybody? Gents, this understated Bon Temps football shirt's for you.

True that.

This True Blood tee will make you see red! Because that's what color it is.

What else would you do if you were undead? That's where all the fun is!

Try not to swoon too hard over this tee, ladies. We all know Eric's cool.

Ah, Sookie and Bill. Will that psychic girl and that old bloodsucker ever work things out?

It's okay to admit it - some vampires could use a little sunbathing.

There's a fracture every season! Oh, and blood loss. Lots of blood loss.

There's nothing they can't accomplish. Even if two of the three of them can't survive direct sunlight.

If you're looking to get get fanged, have we got the bar for you!

Vampirism in comic book form! Now available on a t-shirt.

Guess who's slept with whom! And have fun making sense of the relationship polygon.

Jessica Hamby: She'll break your heart and then drink your blood.

If you're going to be a were-anything, try to be a werewolf.

You know, we're beginning to suspect that Bon Temps may not be the safest place to live. In general.