Seductive True Blood T-shirts

These days, vampires are everywhere. Sometimes they sparkle and just want your love. Other times, you're dinner. In True Blood's case, it's about a fifty-fifty toss-up that they'll either seduce you or eat you. Sometimes both!

So whether you're a fang-banger or a wee bit more concerned for your safety, hey, True Blood makes for some awesome tees. Hey - put those fangs away. We can see you drooling.

1. True Blood - So True

True Blood - So True

True that.

2. True Blood - Four Shot

True Blood - Four Shot

This True Blood tee will make you see red! Because that's what color it is.

3. Jason's Bon Temps Football True Blood

Jason's Bon Temps Football True Blood

Better bone up on your Ryan Kwanten impression.

4. True Blood Bad Things In My Nature

True Blood Bad Things In My Nature

What else would you do if you were undead? That's where all the fun is!

5. True Blood Only Eric Portrait

True Blood Only Eric Portrait

Try not to swoon too hard over this tee, ladies. We all know Eric's cool.

6. Merlotte's Bar and Grill Logo True Blood

Merlotte's Bar and Grill Logo True Blood

If you're in the deep south, you're going to want to find somewhere hospitable to drink.

7. True Blood Will They Endure

True Blood Will They Endure

Ah, Sookie and Bill. Will that psychic girl and that old bloodsucker ever work things out?

8. Light Of Day Institute

Light Of Day Institute

It's okay to admit it - some vampires could use a little sunbathing.

9. True Blood Cracked Cast

True Blood Cracked Cast

There's a fracture every season! Oh, and blood loss. Lots of blood loss.

10. Fangtasia Vampire Bar Tv

Fangtasia Vampire Bar Tv

Just don't bite the glasses.

11. Sookie's Merlotte's Bar and Grill

Sookie's Merlotte's Bar and Grill

This Merlotte's waitress shirt would probably make a pretty snazzy costume for would-be vamp victims.

12. True Blood Tru:Blood Drink Bottle

True Blood Tru:Blood Drink Bottle

It's like you're draining a real person!

13. True Blood Power Of Three Crest

True Blood Power Of Three Crest

There's nothing they can't accomplish. Even if two of the three of them can't survive direct sunlight.

14. True Blood Fangtasia

True Blood Fangtasia

If you're looking to get get fanged, have we got the bar for you!

15. True Blood Issue 2 Cover Art

True Blood Issue 2 Cover Art

Vampirism in comic book form! Now available on a t-shirt.

16. Vampire Zombie Horror True Blood Walking Dead

Vampire Zombie Horror True Blood Walking Dead

There's zombie vampires in the forthcoming final season. Double undead!

17. True Blood Group Shot

True Blood Group Shot

Guess who's slept with whom! And have fun making sense of the relationship polygon.

18. True Blood Hotshot Louisiana Where the Trailer's Always Rockin

True Blood Hotshot Louisiana Where the Trailer's Always Rockin

There's a good chance they're keepin' it in the family. By which we mean they're hosting a rousting family game night.

19. True Blood Sookie Half Face

True Blood Sookie Half Face

Sookie's human half! Or is it her fae?

20. True Blood Baby Vamp Vintage

True Blood Baby Vamp Vintage

Jessica Hamby: She'll break your heart and then drink your blood.

21. True Blood Bewere Wolf

True Blood Bewere Wolf

If you're going to be a were-anything, try to be a werewolf.

22. True Blood Stake House Logo

True Blood Stake House Logo

What vampire wouldn't want to eat here!?

23. True Blood Comic Cover Issue 1

True Blood Comic Cover Issue 1

You know, we're beginning to suspect that Bon Temps may not be the safest place to live. In general.

24. Fangtasia Panels

Fangtasia Panels

A tee for the fang-bangers and fang-banger wannabes. Everybody's favorite vampire club.

25. Fangtasia Text Collage

Fangtasia Text Collage

The Fangtasia experience - distilled to a snazzy tee.

26. Bon Temps Football School

Bon Temps Football School

Want to emulate Jason Stackhouse and sleep with everybody? Gents, this understated Bon Temps football shirt's for you.