Powerful Eastbound & Down Tees

You may think you've heard of all the legends of baseball, but 'til you've heard of Kenny Powers, you don't know anything. This star of Eastbound & Down isn't just the pitching legend America deserves - he's the legend America needs.

From the majors to the minors and even Mexico, there's nowhere imaginable where his career won't go. And with all these kickin' rad tees from HBO's Eastbound & Down, you too can be a champion like Kenny Powers and let the world know they're effin' out!

1. Eastbound & Down "Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all"

Eastbound & Down "Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all"

You remember the class where I taught you all how to make it rain? That's what I'm going to be doing - every single night.

2. Your F*cking Out

Your F*cking Out

Every pitcher needs a catchphrase.

3. Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Cheer to Him Bow to Him Worship Him

Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Cheer to Him Bow to Him Worship Him

Kenny Powers doesn't save, but he will strike you out.

4. Kenny F#@$ing Powers

Kenny F#@$ing Powers

You've got to say the whole thing.

5. Charros - Kenny Powers

Charros - Kenny Powers

Make way for La Flama Blanca!

6. Im Kenny Powers Eastbound and Down

Im Kenny Powers Eastbound and Down

Kenny Powers always makes an impression.

7. Bulletproof Tiger - Eastbound And Down

Bulletproof Tiger - Eastbound And Down

But one of the many things Kenny Powers is.

8. Exercising Kenny Powers

Exercising Kenny Powers

Cycling? Running? Swimming? Pfft.

9. Eastbound and Down - I don't like you

Eastbound and Down - I don't like you

And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do.

10. Eastbound and Down Arm Like A Damn Rocket

Eastbound and Down Arm Like A Damn Rocket

He's been blessed with many things in this life.

11. Myrtle Beach Mermen Logo

Myrtle Beach Mermen Logo

When you think baseball, you think Myrtle Beach.

12. Kenny Powers Portrait

Kenny Powers Portrait

You really want me to make some noise? Then noise you shall see.

13. Eastbound and Down - Large Logo

      Eastbound and Down - Large Logo

Now you too can change the face of professional baseball.

14. Fundamentals Eastbound & Down

Fundamentals Eastbound & Down

Ask anybody out there, and they'll tell you that the foundation of a great baseball player starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals.

15. Eastbound & Down You Just Suck

Eastbound & Down You Just Suck

Inspiring wisdom about life.

16. Myrtle Beach Mermen

Myrtle Beach Mermen

If you're looking to make a comeback, there's always the minor leagues.

17. Eastbound & Down - Powers 55

Eastbound & Down - Powers 55

You've got the power(s).

18. Eastbound & Down Kenny Darkest Before You Pass Out

Eastbound & Down Kenny Darkest Before You Pass Out

Hey, it's true.

19. Eastbound and Down I Play Real Sports

Eastbound and Down I Play Real Sports

Take that, triathlons.

20. Eastbound & Down Best Thing About Being Kenny Powers

Eastbound & Down Best Thing About Being Kenny Powers

This is what healthy self-esteem looks like.

21. Eastbound & Down I Rented This Hooker

Eastbound & Down I Rented This Hooker

If it's on a t-shirt, it must be true!

22. Eastbound & Down Kenny Powers is My Boyfriend

Eastbound & Down Kenny Powers is My Boyfriend

Why wouldn't you want everyone to know?

23. Eastbound & Down Feel The Power

Eastbound & Down Feel The Power

But remember, there can only be one.

24. Eastbound and Down Shh-Booms

Eastbound and Down Shh-Booms

You know your drinking establishments.

25. Eastbound & Down Day of the Dead Skull

Eastbound & Down Day of the Dead Skull

El Dia de Los Charros!