Powerful Eastbound & Down Tees
You may think you've heard of all the legends of baseball, but 'til you've heard of Kenny Powers, you don't know anything. This star of Eastbound & Down isn't just the pitching legend America deserves - he's the legend America needs.
From the majors to the minors and even Mexico, there's nowhere imaginable where his career won't go. And with all these kickin' rad tees from HBO's Eastbound & Down, you too can be a champion like Kenny Powers and let the world know they're effin' out!
1. Eastbound & Down "Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all"
You remember the class where I taught you all how to make it rain? That's what I'm going to be doing - every single night.
3. Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Cheer to Him Bow to Him Worship Him
Kenny Powers doesn't save, but he will strike you out.
6. Im Kenny Powers Eastbound and Down
Kenny Powers always makes an impression.
7. Bulletproof Tiger - Eastbound And Down
But one of the many things Kenny Powers is.
9. Eastbound and Down - I don't like you
And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do.
10. Eastbound and Down Arm Like A Damn Rocket
He's been blessed with many things in this life.
11. Myrtle Beach Mermen Logo
When you think baseball, you think Myrtle Beach.
12. Kenny Powers Portrait
You really want me to make some noise? Then noise you shall see.
13. Eastbound and Down - Large Logo
Now you too can change the face of professional baseball.
14. Fundamentals Eastbound & Down
Ask anybody out there, and they'll tell you that the foundation of a great baseball player starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals.
16. Myrtle Beach Mermen
If you're looking to make a comeback, there's always the minor leagues.
18. Eastbound & Down Kenny Darkest Before You Pass Out
Hey, it's true.
19. Eastbound and Down I Play Real Sports
Take that, triathlons.
20. Eastbound & Down Best Thing About Being Kenny Powers
This is what healthy self-esteem looks like.
21. Eastbound & Down I Rented This Hooker
If it's on a t-shirt, it must be true!
22. Eastbound & Down Kenny Powers is My Boyfriend
Why wouldn't you want everyone to know?
23. Eastbound & Down Feel The Power
But remember, there can only be one.
24. Eastbound and Down Shh-Booms
You know your drinking establishments.
25. Eastbound & Down Day of the Dead Skull
El Dia de Los Charros!
