It's kinda funny how the nerd got left out in the cold, isn't it?

For the sausage king of Chicago in all of us.

Why, that's a terrible way to start the morning! No wonder those guys got into such weird science.

You should buy this shirt. Judd Nelson could probably use the self-esteem booster.

Can you do it? Will you do it nine times?

You know the geek would have worn her down eventually.

I'm beginning to think this guy wasn't a great principal.

You should say this to people sarcastically all the time. I know I do.

Any relationship founded in pissing off a girl's dad is only destined for amazing things.

Remember - when making out over cakes, sixteen candle burns can be a serious hazard.

It's okay, we all make mistakes when we're young.

With this t-shirt, you can tell the world you're multifaceted. Or perhaps have some sort of multiple personality disorder.

This t-shirt is giving away every teenager's secrets.

Water tower not included.

It's kind of a social experience.