Nerdy Japanese Tees

日本語を読めるのか?
I didn't think so. That's okay. It's not hard to understand the allure of geeky Japanese tees.

While odds are, you probably can't read the text, that's no reason not to enjoy them regardless. And hey, you could get away with nearly anything being written here in the west!

Just imagine the possibilities. And also look at the t-shirts - that part's important.

1. In Case of Emergency, Commit Seppuku Here

In Case of Emergency, Commit Seppuku Here

Just a heads-up, westerners, but this doesn't actually happen so much these days. But hey, it makes for an edgy t-shirt!

2. Suicide Teacher

Suicide Teacher

Mr. Despair here projects just about everything you wouldn't want in a teacher. I suppose that's why they've always been saying Sayonara to Zetsubou-sensei.

3. Ohio Japanese For Hello

Ohio Japanese For Hello

Greetings from the state of good morning!

4. Japanese Voltron

Japanese Voltron

Can you feel the nostalgia?

5. Looking For A Japanese Girlfriend

Looking For A Japanese Girlfriend

I personally guarantee you nothing but the most success in achieving the goal this t-shirt sets out. (Note: This is not a legally binding statement.)

6. Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)

Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)

That Storm Trooper was just in the right place at the right time when they took the picture for this nerdy Japanese Star Wars shirt.

7. Mario & Yoshi Japanese

Mario & Yoshi Japanese

Mario and Yoshi make for one super Japanese t-shirt, Nintenbro.

8. Support the Emperor and Expel the Foreign Barbarians

Support the Emperor and Expel the Foreign Barbarians

You might find yourself full of sonno joy just wearing this t-shirt! Also, it's kind of ironic for any westerner to wear this one.

9. Looking for a Japanese Boyfriend

Looking for a Japanese Boyfriend

A version of this exists for the ladies, too!

10. Beware Of Perverts

Beware Of Perverts

Trains can be perilous places.

11. You Just Lost The Game

You Just Lost The Game

This Japanese text t-shirt comes with handy subtitles! How lucky is that?

12. Keep Fighting, Japan

Keep Fighting, Japan

Why not support the relief efforts in Japan by buying this geeky tee? 25% of the profits go to the Japanese Red Cross!

13. Beware of Men Peeking

Beware of Men Peeking

This t-shirt is here to remind the ladies why it's important to carry a handy dandy portable ceiling with them at all times. You never know where peeping toms may lurk.

14. No Normal Humans

No Normal Humans

This Haruhi Suzumiya-themed shirt is a perfect fit for the abnormal humans of the world.