Nerdy Japanese Tees
I didn't think so. That's okay. It's not hard to understand the allure of geeky Japanese tees.
While odds are, you probably can't read the text, that's no reason not to enjoy them regardless. And hey, you could get away with nearly anything being written here in the west!
Just imagine the possibilities. And also look at the t-shirts - that part's important.
1. Support the Emperor and Expel the Foreign Barbarians
You might find yourself full of sonno joy just wearing this t-shirt! Also, it's kind of ironic for any westerner to wear this one.
2. In Case of Emergency, Commit Seppuku Here
Just a heads-up, westerners, but this doesn't actually happen so much these days. But hey, it makes for an edgy t-shirt!
3. Suicide Teacher
Mr. Despair here projects just about everything you wouldn't want in a teacher. I suppose that's why they've always been saying Sayonara to Zetsubou-sensei.
7. Beware of Men Peeking
This t-shirt is here to remind the ladies why it's important to carry a handy dandy portable ceiling with them at all times. You never know where peeping toms may lurk.
8. Looking For A Japanese Girlfriend
I personally guarantee you nothing but the most success in achieving the goal this t-shirt sets out. (Note: This is not a legally binding statement.)
9. Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)
That Storm Trooper was just in the right place at the right time when they took the picture for this nerdy Japanese Star Wars shirt.
14. Keep Fighting, Japan
Why not support the relief efforts in Japan by buying this geeky tee? 25% of the profits go to the Japanese Red Cross!