Merriest Christmas T Shirts

The holiday season's always a headache, isn't it? Everywhere you go, everywhere you look, WAPOW! SHA-BAM! you're punched in the face with advertisements!

"Happy holidays and a jingle-ho-ho-ho to you!" We all know how it goes. The jolly fat man's cartel has this whole Christmas thing wrapped around his festively rotund little finger.

When you're constantly being bombarded with LOW LOW PRICES BUY NOW WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY or something, it's hard not to start acting like that one green guy.

Good thing we're here to light your way back to holiday cheer with our glowing noses for t-shirts. Sit down, nog up, have some laughs. And try not to think too hard about the glowing nose thing. Not even medical experts have an answer for that one.

1. Jesus and Santa BFF Selfie

Jesus and Santa BFF Selfie

Holiday bros through eternity!

2. Santa Claus Christmas Costume

Santa Claus Christmas Costume

The holiday equivalent of the tuxedo shirt allows you to be ironically 'merry.'

3. Tuxedo T-Shirt Jesus

Tuxedo T-Shirt Jesus

Don't worry, guys. Jesus is only here ironically. And he was into Neutral Milk Hotel before you were.

4. Merry Christmas Shxtters Full

Merry Christmas Shxtters Full

This Christmas, why not go full Griswold?

5. Stupid Holiday A Charlie Brown Christmas

Stupid Holiday A Charlie Brown Christmas

Don't worry, Charlie Brown. We'd be down around the holidays if we were undergoing chemotherapy at your age, too.

6. Stirring Mice

Stirring Mice

Twas the night before Christmas,
and the party was rad,
the mice were all stirring,
even their dad.

7. Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christmas

Hey, even if the bible did say he was born in summer, who else are we gonna give two birthdays to?

8. Ugly Christmas

Ugly Christmas

It's not always sweater weather, y'know.

9. Dear Santa

Dear Santa

We've all got excuses. Just tape a photo of you being good over all his cameras. It's easy!

10. Guiding Light Rudolph

Guiding Light Rudolph

The nose knows, y'know?

11. You'll Shoot Yer Eye Out Kid

You'll Shoot Yer Eye Out Kid

If there was a unifying message in A Christmas Story, I think we can all agree that it's that more children should be given guns.

12. Smurfs Have a Smurfy Christmas

Smurfs Have a Smurfy Christmas

If you're having a Christmas this blue, we hope you're a Smurf. If not, consult a doctor three hours ago.

13. Bye Buddy

Bye Buddy

If Elf reminded us of anything, it's what the true meaning of Christmas really is. Something to do with narwhals.

14. I Shot Santa Claus

I Shot Santa Claus

Just what your holiday needed. Casual murder! (Also, song references.)

15. Geek Christmas

Geek Christmas

I'm not sure why this emoticon hasn't caught emoti-on.

16. Sit On My Lap

Sit On My Lap

Restraining order not included!

17. Deez Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Deez Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire

You know, this actually sounds quite painful.

18. Hey Santa I Need A Job Funny Christmas

Hey Santa I Need A Job Funny Christmas

Pretty sure this is a good place to start an Occupy Christmas movement.

19. My Package Is The Biggest

My Package Is The Biggest

Some people might prefer to receive packages not filled with Styrofoam peanuts!

20. Nippley Out

Nippley Out

The best response to the inevitable creepy comments this t-shirt invites is a soul-scraping scowl! What would the holidays be without those?

21. Dont Stop Believin

Dont Stop Believin

This Santa tee's worth the Journey, if you ask us. (Har har har! We mean, hohoho!)

22. Anti Christmas - Grumpy Cat : HO HO NO!

      Anti Christmas - Grumpy Cat : HO HO NO!

Grumpy Cat's not feeling the spirit.

23. Christmas Doge

      Christmas Doge

Very Christmas.
Much festivity.
Wow.

24. Festivus

Festivus

A Festivus! For the rest of us. This basically entails enjoying Seinfeld references - which will still be relevant post-nuclear-fallout, you realize - and probably not being all about that holly jolly schmuckery. We like this holly jolly schmuckery instead.

25. Merry Christmas Pikachu

      Merry Christmas Pikachu

Even Pokemon get in on this Christmas shindig.

26. Have yourself a very Derpy christmas

      Have yourself a very Derpy christmas

Like the ones we used to know thanks to an animation error that caught on with the fans.

27. Big Bang Theory Merry Christmas

Big Bang Theory Merry Christmas

Good bazinga to all and to all a good night.

28. It's the Most Wonderful Time (Beer Edition)

       It's the Most Wonderful Time (Beer Edition)

Could a truer statement be made that no holiday is more likely to drive you to drink than Christmas? Have a cold one for us.

Santa knows what's up. "Yeah, yeah, kids, presents, d'you know how bombed I've gotta be to make this run? Ohoho, and guess how Blitzen got his name!"

29. Christmas Vacation

Christmas Vacation

It's gonna be a grisly holiday. Er, Griswoldy.

30. Better Be Nice...The Krampus is Coming!!

      Better Be Nice...The Krampus is Coming!!

Y'know, people might start to rethink the whole 'naughty' thing if we brought back the Krampus. A little childhood trauma does a person good.

31. Robo Santa

      Robo Santa

Annual Gift Man may be unwieldy, and the casualties whenever he appears may be high, but he only means well! You didn't need all those relatives, anyway.

32. It's Christmas - D*ck In A Box

It's Christmas - D*ck In A Box

I call this method of gift-purveying the 'Human Forklift' move!

33. Christmas Lightsabers

Christmas Lightsabers

Remember when Han Solo went to Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day with Chewbacca's family? Nobody wants to remember that.

34. Hate Christmas Grinch

Hate Christmas Grinch

You know what's really annoying? Other people's happiness. You know what I'm talking about.

35. Santa is Coming!

Santa is Coming!

Think of this t-shirt this way - at least you'll have something else to talk about at your next therapy session! By the way, that song really talks about keeping quiet - you might want to invest in a bat.