Merriest Christmas T Shirts
The holiday season's always a headache, isn't it? Everywhere you go, everywhere you look, WAPOW! SHA-BAM! you're punched in the face with advertisements!
When you're constantly being bombarded with LOW LOW PRICES BUY NOW WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY or something, it's hard not to start acting like that one green guy.
Good thing we're here to light your way back to holiday cheer with our glowing noses for t-shirts. Sit down, nog up, have some laughs. And try not to think too hard about the glowing nose thing. Not even medical experts have an answer for that one.
1. Santa Claus Christmas Costume
2. Bye Buddy
3. Buddy the Elf Raised by Elves
At least he wasn't raised by wolves.
4. I Shot Santa Claus
Just what your holiday needed. Casual murder! (Also, song references.)
5. Geek Christmas
I'm not sure why this emoticon hasn't caught emoti-on.
8. Hey Santa I Need A Job Funny Christmas Tshirt
Pretty sure this is a good place to start an Occupy Christmas movement.
9. My Package Is The Biggest
Some people might prefer to receive packages not filled with Styrofoam peanuts!
10. Nippley Out
The best response to the inevitable creepy comments this t-shirt invites is a soul-scraping scowl! What would the holidays be without those?
A Festivus! For the rest of us. This basically entails enjoying Seinfeld references - which will still be relevant post-nuclear-fallout, you realize - and probably not being all about that holly jolly schmuckery. We like this holly jolly schmuckery instead.
12. Dunder Mifflin Christmas Party
13. Dear Santa...
Remember to start crying uncontrollably when begging for gifts. Santa hasn't had the experience of going dead inside from parenthood.
15. It's the Most Wonderful Time
Could a truer statement be made that no holiday is more likely to drive you to drink than Christmas? Have a cold one for us.
Santa knows what's up. "Yeah, yeah, kids, presents, d'you know how bombed I've gotta be to make this run? Ohoho, and guess how Blitzen got his name!"
16. Krampus 2010
Y'know, people might start to rethink the whole 'naughty' thing if we brought back the Krampus. A little childhood trauma does a person good.
17. It's Christmas - D*ck In A Box
I call this method of gift-purveying the 'Human Forklift' move!
18. Christmas Lightsabers
19. Robo Santa
Annual Gift Man may be unwieldy, and the casualties whenever he appears may be high, but he only means well! You didn't need all those relatives, anyway.
20. Dont Stop Believin
This Santa tee's worth the Journey, if you ask us. (Har har har! We mean, hohoho!)
21. Hate Christmas Grinch
You know what's really annoying? Other people's happiness. You know what I'm talking about.
22. Stupid Holiday Peanuts
Don't worry, Charlie Brown. We'd be down around the holidays if we were undergoing chemotherapy at your age, too.
23. Shoot Your Eye Out
24. Tuxedo T-Shirt Jesus
Don't worry, guys. Jesus is only here ironically. And he was into Neutral Milk Hotel before you were.
25. Santa is Coming!
Think of this t-shirt this way - at least you'll have something else to talk about at your next therapy session! By the way, that song really talks about keeping quiet - you might want to invest in a bat.
26. Have a Smurfy Christmas
If you're having a Christmas this blue, we hope you're a Smurf. If not, consult a doctor three hours ago.