Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees

At last, tis the season for the soused Hark! Can you hear it? The sound of the shnockered? And behold, the prancing of the pissed!

St. Patrick's Day is a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated! Celebrate your heritage - or at least somebody's! - with all the green you can wear this year.

For a bit of the luck of the Irish for yourself, why not look into something a little more befitting of blarney?

1. This Is My St. Patrick’s Day

This Is My St. Patrick’s Day

"Pinch this!"

2. Merry St. Patrick's Day

Merry St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick? Or alcohol-Santa? You make the call.

3. St Patrick's Day Swayze

St Patrick's Day Swayze

The Swayze lives on.

4. St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On

St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On

If you drink enough, doesn't that kind of solve all your problems?

5. Have a Nice Day

Have a Nice Day

Just to clarify, by 'nice,' we mean 'thoroughly inebriated.'

6. I See Drunk People

I See Drunk People

Star in your own inebriated movie! The Second Sense. Or maybe the first.

7. Gtl Get That Leprechaun

Gtl Get That Leprechaun

Don't let him bite you!

8. St.Patrick's Day - Irish Drunk -o- Meter

St.Patrick's Day - Irish Drunk -o- Meter

Remember not to break the meter. Be safe.

9. Magically Delicious St Patricks Day

Magically Delicious St Patricks Day

Get your Lucky Charms and you're ready to go!

10. St. Patrick's Day Irish Dinner

St. Patrick's Day Irish Dinner

Guinness! Don't eat the glass.

11. St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team

St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team

Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.

12. I Like St. Patrick's Day

I Like St. Patrick's Day

Hey, hey, whoa! You can't drink the internet.

13. Rub Me For Good Luck

Rub Me For Good Luck

Let's try not to get too arrested this St. Patrick's Day.

14. Kiss Me Im Irish

Kiss Me Im Irish

I wanna shamrock and roll all niiiight! And get drunk ev-er-y day!

15. Drunken Shenanigans St. Patrick's Day

      Drunken Shenanigans St. Patrick's Day

Also monkeyshines. Don't forget the monkeyshines.

16. Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub

Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub

Don't forget your kitten mittens this St. Patrick's Day!

17. Dublin Your Pleasure

Dublin Your Pleasure

Just be sure to watch how Belfast you imbibe.

18. I Want You Inside Me

I Want You Inside Me

Oh beer, only you make this sort of statement socially acceptable.