Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees
At last, tis the season for the soused! Hark! Can you hear it? The sound of the shnockered? And behold, the prancing of the pissed!
St. Patrick's Day's a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated!
For a bit of the luck of the Irish for yourself, why not look into something a little more befitting of blarney?
1. Irish Drinking Team
Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.
2. Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy
T-shirts are actually the best way to remind your friends that St. Patrick's Day was actually named after someone.
6. Rub Me For Good Luck
Let's try not to get too arrested this St. Patrick's Day.
7. Irish Tuxedo
When you go out drinking this year, why not class up the joint a little bit?
10. FBI - Full Blooded Irish
And from this, we CAN, in fact, extrapolate your blood alcohol content.
12. If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish
Basically, if you find a four-leaf clover, you might punch a hole in the fabric of space-time. Please exercise caution.
13. An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub
Little known fact, all of the world's Irish communities are actually located entirely within the back room of the local pub.
