Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees
At last, tis the season for the soused Hark! Can you hear it? The sound of the shnockered? And behold, the prancing of the pissed!
St. Patrick's Day is a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated! Celebrate your heritage - or at least somebody's! - with all the green you can wear this year.
For a bit of the luck of the Irish for yourself, why not look into something a little more befitting of blarney?
1. Kiss Me Im Irish
I wanna shamrock and roll all niiiight! And get drunk ev-er-y day!
3. Merry St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick? Or alcohol-Santa? You make the call.
4. Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy
T-shirts are actually the best way to remind your friends that St. Patrick's Day was actually named after someone.
6. St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On
If you drink enough, doesn't that kind of solve all your problems?
8. I See Drunk People
Star in your own inebriated movie! The Second Sense. Or maybe the first.
10. If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish
Basically, if you find a four-leaf clover, you might punch a hole in the fabric of space-time. Please exercise caution.
11. St.Patrick's Day - Irish Drunk -o- Meter
Remember not to break the meter. Be safe.
12. Magically Delicious St Patricks Day
Get your Lucky Charms and you're ready to go!
14. Touch My Shalaylee for Luck
Watch out! This small man is not actually a leprechaun!
16. St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team
Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.
20. Rub Me For Good Luck
Let's try not to get too arrested this St. Patrick's Day.
21. Irish Tuxedo
When you go out drinking this year, why not class up the joint a little bit?
22. FBI - Full Blooded Irish
And from this, we CAN, in fact, extrapolate your blood alcohol content.
23. An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub
Little known fact, all of the world's Irish communities are actually located entirely within the back room of the local pub.
24. Drunken Shenanigans St. Patrick's Day
Also monkeyshines. Don't forget the monkeyshines.
25. Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub
Don't forget your kitten mittens this St. Patrick's Day!
27. I Want You Inside Me
Oh beer, only you make this sort of statement socially acceptable.
