Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees
St. Patrick's Day's a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated!
1. Irish Drinking Team
Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.
2. Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy
T-shirts are actually the best way to remind your friends that St. Patrick's Day was actually named after someone.
3. Have a Nice Day
Just to clarify, by 'nice,' we mean 'thoroughly inebriated.'
4. Irish I Were Drinking
It's cool - we don't need to dispel any stereotypes today!
5. I Like St. Patrick's Day
Hey, hey, whoa! You can't drink the internet.
8. Touch My Shalaylee for Luck
Watch out! This small man is not actually a leprechaun!
9. Where Rainbows Come From
Look, it's science.
10. FBI - Full Blooded Irish
And from this, we CAN, in fact, extrapolate your blood alcohol content.
11. Irish You Were Beer
Go on. Think of all the implications.
12. If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish
Basically, if you find a four-leaf clover, you might punch a hole in the fabric of space-time. Please exercise caution.
13. An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub
Little known fact, all of the world's Irish communities are actually located entirely within the back room of the local pub.
14. Dublin Your Pleasure
Just be sure to watch how Belfast you imbibe.
15. I Want You Inside Me
Oh beer, only you make this sort of statement socially acceptable.