Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees
At last, tis the season for the soused Hark! Can you hear it? The sound of the shnockered? And behold, the prancing of the pissed!
St. Patrick's Day is a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated! Celebrate your heritage - or at least somebody's! - with all the green you can wear this year.
4. Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy
T-shirts are actually the best way to remind your friends that St. Patrick's Day was actually named after someone.
6. St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On
If you drink enough, doesn't that kind of solve all your problems?
10. If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish
Basically, if you find a four-leaf clover, you might punch a hole in the fabric of space-time. Please exercise caution.
15. Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub
Don't forget your kitten mittens this St. Patrick's Day!
17. St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team
Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.
19. I Like St. Patrick's Day
Hey, hey, whoa! You can't drink the internet.
20. Irish I Were Drinking
It's cool - we don't need to dispel any stereotypes today!
23. FBI - Full Blooded Irish
And from this, we CAN, in fact, extrapolate your blood alcohol content.
24. An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub
Little known fact, all of the world's Irish communities are actually located entirely within the back room of the local pub.