Lucky St. Patrick's Day Tees

At last, tis the season for the soused Hark! Can you hear it? The sound of the shnockered? And behold, the prancing of the pissed!

St. Patrick's Day is a merry holiday if there ever was one, and why not? It's certainly the most well lubricated! Celebrate your heritage - or at least somebody's! - with all the green you can wear this year.

For a bit of the luck of the Irish for yourself, why not look into something a little more befitting of blarney?

1. Kiss Me Im Irish

Kiss Me Im Irish

I wanna shamrock and roll all niiiight! And get drunk ev-er-y day!

2. This Is My St. Patrick’s Day

This Is My St. Patrick’s Day

"Pinch this!"

3. Merry St. Patrick's Day

Merry St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick? Or alcohol-Santa? You make the call.

4. Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy

Saint Patrick Is My Homeboy

T-shirts are actually the best way to remind your friends that St. Patrick's Day was actually named after someone.

5. St Patrick's Day Swayze

St Patrick's Day Swayze

The Swayze lives on.

6. St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On

St. Patrick's Day - Keep Calm and Drink On

If you drink enough, doesn't that kind of solve all your problems?

7. Have a Nice Day

Have a Nice Day

Just to clarify, by 'nice,' we mean 'thoroughly inebriated.'

8. I See Drunk People

I See Drunk People

Star in your own inebriated movie! The Second Sense. Or maybe the first.

9. Gtl Get That Leprechaun

Gtl Get That Leprechaun

Don't let him bite you!

10. If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish

If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish

Basically, if you find a four-leaf clover, you might punch a hole in the fabric of space-time. Please exercise caution.

11. St.Patrick's Day - Irish Drunk -o- Meter

St.Patrick's Day - Irish Drunk -o- Meter

Remember not to break the meter. Be safe.

12. Magically Delicious St Patricks Day

Magically Delicious St Patricks Day

Get your Lucky Charms and you're ready to go!

13. St. Patrick's Day Irish Dinner

St. Patrick's Day Irish Dinner

Guinness! Don't eat the glass.

14. Touch My Shalaylee for Luck

Touch My Shalaylee for Luck

Watch out! This small man is not actually a leprechaun!

15. Irish You Were Beer

Irish You Were Beer

Go on. Think of all the implications.

16. St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team

St. Patrick's Day Irish Drinking Team

Finally! A competitive sport to shamrock us so hard we won't be able to remember the last 48 hours.

17. Where Rainbows Come From

Where Rainbows Come From

Look, it's science.

18. I Like St. Patrick's Day

I Like St. Patrick's Day

Hey, hey, whoa! You can't drink the internet.

19. Irish I Were Drinking

Irish I Were Drinking

It's cool - we don't need to dispel any stereotypes today!

20. Rub Me For Good Luck

Rub Me For Good Luck

Let's try not to get too arrested this St. Patrick's Day.

21. Irish Tuxedo

Irish Tuxedo

When you go out drinking this year, why not class up the joint a little bit?

22. FBI - Full Blooded Irish

FBI - Full Blooded Irish

And from this, we CAN, in fact, extrapolate your blood alcohol content.

23. An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub

An Irishman Walks Out of a Pub

Little known fact, all of the world's Irish communities are actually located entirely within the back room of the local pub.

24. Drunken Shenanigans St. Patrick's Day

      Drunken Shenanigans St. Patrick's Day

Also monkeyshines. Don't forget the monkeyshines.

25. Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub

Always Sunny In Philadelphia Paddys Pub

Don't forget your kitten mittens this St. Patrick's Day!

26. Dublin Your Pleasure

Dublin Your Pleasure

Just be sure to watch how Belfast you imbibe.

27. I Want You Inside Me

I Want You Inside Me

Oh beer, only you make this sort of statement socially acceptable.