Where I come from, beating land-octopi to death with a wooden sword is a REQUIRED childhood experience.

In Twilight Princess, you finally got to be hungry like the wolf.

You'll probably want all of these to live. Forever.

This is actually a pretty violent threat, in retrospect.

I'm pretty sure that blank space in the Triforce is bad news.

I don't know about you, pilgrim, but I think that Ganon guy's got a thing or two coming.

Don't worry, Navi. It's literally impossible to ARGH GO AWAY ALREADY

We're sure you all remember the NES instruction manual artwork well.

This t-shirt's pretty much the gold standard.

Remember, if you're almost dead, you can go kill those things and maybe eat their hearts. Or just slash at those bushes over there.

Point of warning: Wearing this shirt will make people want to come up and hit you with swords. Be prepared to dispense vaguely relevant tidbits of information. If you survive.

My feeling is that this is all the education anyone ever needs.

A Wind Waker tee worth a voyage to the bottom of the sea.

The Legend of T-Shirt: A Link to the Decades of Character Designs.

Four times times the Link? With four swords? Suddenly Sonic Triple Trouble sounds like a piece of cake.