A bold statement for a television show to make of itself. Your move, Who's the Boss reruns.

Mac presents an alternate means to ruining women's lives.

Wrestling's all fun and games until someone's neck starts bleeding.

With Green Man on the go, the party goes where you do!

Gents, when on a lady-hunt, why not consider letting Danny DeVito say it for you?

Charlie gives voice to a sentiment we've all related to at one point or another. Possibly always. And now. Most importantly now.

If you follow the D.E.N.N.I.S. System, you too will lead a truly erotic life.

When you're dead and gone, your friends will fight over this t-shirt.

Sometimes you just need to go America all over everybody's ass.

Home of the original Kitten Mittens. Now close to your heart. Or at least your ribcage.

Prime those vocal cords to go falsetto! With this Dayman shirt, you too can fight the Nightman.

Remember - when all else fails in a game of flip cup, just use poison.

The t-shirt that sounds an awful lot like a guy breaking into your house at night and raping you. He should probably watch out for that Day Man guy.

If you enjoy magnets and ghouls, but absolutely cannot stand people's knees, we've got a t-shirt match for you!

Don't worry, you don't have to pay the Troll Toll to get this Nightman Cometh tee - wearing it is like seeing the stage show live! Assuming watching plays and wearing t-shirts is a lot alike. I confuse the two frequently.