It's Always Sunny in T-shirtdelphia
Hey, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans! Remember that episode, 'The Gang Gets Funny T-Shirts'?
Okay, you got me - that one hasn't happened yet. But they did make dick towels in that one episode. And then there were the Kitten Mittens. And even milksteak. There's really nothing the Paddy's Pub gang can't accomplish or ruin completely when they put their minds to it.
Now you too can wear their antics and inevitable lawsuits on your torso wherever you go. These are tees you can wear with pride, "Balls blazing," even, as Danny DeVito might put it.
1. Bull Shi*!
A bold statement for a television show to make of itself. Your move, Who's the Boss reruns.
2. Birds of War
Wrestling's all fun and games until someone's neck starts bleeding.
3. Green Man Flip Black
With Green Man on the go, the party goes where you do!
4. I Gotta Get My Hetero On
Gents, when on a lady-hunt, why not consider letting Danny DeVito say it for you?
5. Get Drunk Video Games
7. The Duster
When you're dead and gone, your friends will fight over this t-shirt.
8. This Is America
Sometimes you just need to go America all over everybody's ass.
9. Does Your Cat Make Too Much Noise?
Home of the original Kitten Mittens. Now close to your heart. Or at least your ribcage.
11. The Mac System
Mac presents an alternate means to ruining women's lives.
Remember - when all else fails in a game of flip cup, just use poison.
The t-shirt that sounds an awful lot like a guy breaking into your house at night and raping you. He should probably watch out for that Day Man guy.
14. Charlies Dating Profile
If you enjoy magnets and ghouls, but absolutely cannot stand people's knees, we've got a t-shirt match for you!