Halloween Costume T Shirts

Who doesn't love Halloween? You get to dress up in costume, pretend to be somebody else, decorate your house with all kinds of spooky things, and it's finally socially acceptable to be creepy! Sort of.

Anyway, we all live busy lives, so of course, there might just not to be time enough in the day to find that perfect elaborate costume. That's where costume tees come in! Whether you're being lazy, ironic, or entirely deliberate, there's a costume tee to provoke nearly any reaction.

1. Greatest American Hero

Greatest American Hero

Believe it or not, you're wearing this tee! Never thought a costume could look this great-eat-eat!

2. Aquaman DC

Aquaman DC

Those fish will hang on your every word. And possibly your harpoon hand if you're the cool bearded version.

3. Ron Burgundy Jacket Anchorman Costume

Ron Burgundy Jacket Anchorman Costume

If you find yourself in particularly deep despair while wearing this tee, we suggest you avoid the milk.

4. Top Gun Flight Suit

Top Gun Flight Suit

Even Halloween is a good time for beach volleyball.

5. Elvis Presley Eagle Jumpsuit Costume

Elvis Presley Eagle Jumpsuit Costume

The party king has just entered the building.

6. Venkman Uniform Ghostbusters

Venkman Uniform Ghostbusters

"Who you gonna call?" you'll ask. "ME! That's who!"

7. Green Lantern New 52 Costume

Green Lantern New 52 Costume

Bring your own ring.

8. Chilean Chile Miner

Chilean Chile Miner

"Hey, remember when this thing happened in the news?"

9. Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit Costume

Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit Costume

You'll be the Lightbulb Sun of every party this Halloween. Shine on, you crazy costume tee-wearer.

10. Optimus Prime Costume

Optimus Prime Costume

Anytime you leave the room while wearing this costume tee, be sure to exclaim, "Transform and roll out!"

11. Fantastic 4 Logo Costume

Fantastic 4 Logo Costume

Try to make them guess which one of the Four you are.

12. Santa Claus Christmas

Santa Claus Christmas

For the ironic/forgetful "I forgot what holiday it is" look.

13. Punisher Costume

Punisher Costume

This one works alternatively as a Thomas Jane costume, too!

14. SNL Saturday Night Live Ace Costume

SNL Saturday Night Live Ace Costume

Go with a friend as Ace and Gary! Nobody expects the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

15. Adventure Time "Friends Costume"

Adventure Time "Friends Costume"

Holy shmow! Now you can be Finn!

16. Duke G.I. Joe

Duke G.I. Joe

Got to get tough!

17. Donatello Costume Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Donatello Costume Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Cowabunga!" you'll exclaim, then explain that you used to be a turtle but were in a horrible accident.

18. Cat In The Hat Costume

Cat In The Hat Costume

Everyone will freak out if you aren't wearing the right hat.

19. Captain America First Avenger

Captain America First Avenger

Confused time traveler is never not a good look.

20. Sheldon Cooper Costume

Sheldon Cooper Costume

This one might make you say, "Bazinga!"

21. State Prison Halloween Costume

State Prison Halloween Costume

"The scary thing is what they put me away for."

22. Human Tree Hangover

Human Tree Hangover

Make your Halloween one worth blacking out and losing, then going on an adventure to recover what you lost. Mike Tyson's probably involved somehow.

23. Sailor Costume

Sailor Costume

Remember to bat your eyes at your intended when you tell them it's Fleet Week.

24. 11th Doctor

11th Doctor

Watch your friends freak out when Peter Capaldi replaces you at the next party!

25. Wolverine X-Men Costume

Wolverine X-Men Costume

Take some silverware, add some masking tape? Boom. Claws.

26. Dwight Schrute The Office

Dwight Schrute The Office

Add your own beet juice stains!

27. Soundwave Costume

Soundwave Costume

Live the fantasy. You too can carry self-aware cassette tapes around just like Soundwave. You'll carry them inside.

28. Dancing Elk Condors Juno

Dancing Elk Condors Juno

For the hip Halloween route, make some quick-witted Juno cracks. Your friends'll be backward and forward and upside down, home skillet.

29. The Dark Knight Joker

The Dark Knight Joker

Why so spooky?

30. Howard Wolowitz Costume

Howard Wolowitz Costume

Because you're a nerd and a ladies' man.

31. Captain Hammer

Captain Hammer

You'll get that Neil Patrick Harris yet.

32. Captain Kirk costume

Captain Kirk costume

To really... drive the joke home... remember to carefully... pace how you speak... this Halloween!

33. Swat Costume

Swat Costume

"If I'm here, chances are I'm here to exercise disproportionate force!" That's right, this Halloween, why not make people feel uncomfortable with sociopolitical commentary?

34. Army Of Darkness Hello My Name Is Costume

Army Of Darkness Hello My Name Is Costume

All you need is a boomstick.

35. Hurley Reyes Dharma Initiative Costume

Hurley Reyes Dharma Initiative Costume

The reference won't be 'Lost' on anyone these days!

36. Big Lebowski Team Dude Bowling

Big Lebowski Team Dude Bowling

The Dude tee is abide-ready.

37. Darth Vader Suit

Darth Vader Suit

This Halloween, why not go as Vader Casual? If you don't wear the helmet you can just say you had surgery.

38. Back to the Future Marty McFly Costume Vest

Back to the Future Marty McFly Costume Vest

For extra effect, be sure to carry photos of your family where you happen to be fading from existence.

39. Juno Orange and White Pregnant Impersonation

Juno Orange and White Pregnant Impersonation

This tee's one doodle that can't be undid.

40. Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Stay Puft this Halloween without getting gooey!

41. Captain Morgan Costume

Captain Morgan Costume

Burst into the party and declare, "Avast! Here there be much drinking! Responsibly, please, me hearties."

42. Mighty Thor

Mighty Thor

Show up and let everyone know it's time to get hammered. Literally.

43. Clark Kent Superman

Clark Kent Superman

Now you can tell ladies you're a little bit Kent up in your shirt.

44. Kenneth Parcell 30 Rock

Kenneth Parcell 30 Rock

It's okay, we've all secretly dreamed of being an NBC page too.

45. SNL Saturday Night Live Will Ferrell Cowbell Costume

SNL Saturday Night Live Will Ferrell Cowbell Costume

We've got a fever, and the only cure is this t-shirt!

46. Daredevil Red Costume

Daredevil Red Costume

Unlike other superheroes, Daredevil saves the day while being totally blind!

47. Spartan - Saturday Night Live

Spartan - Saturday Night Live

We hope you have the spirit this costume requires, that you do - do you have spirit? Do you?

48. Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant

Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant

The hardest part of being a Whovian is getting one of your friends to dress up like a Dalek.

49. The Warriors Gang Vest Front & Back

The Warriors Gang Vest Front & Back

The ideal classic movie costume tee for when, this Halloween, you're ready to COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY-AAYYYYYY!

50. Purple Pimp

Purple Pimp

Nobody expects to see the thrifty pimp make the scene. He makes it rain with small change.

51. Spiderman

Spiderman

We're pretty sure Peter Parker himself'd go to a party in one of these and make it work with wisecracks.

52. GI JOE Flint

GI JOE Flint

For you American heroes ready to spend your holiday telling kids that learning is half the battle!

53. The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper

The Bazinga's just begun.

54. Marvel X-Men Phoenix Costume

Marvel X-Men Phoenix Costume

Throw the whole Marvel universe into infinite crisis!

55. Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants

Your head just sprouted on top of Spongebob's head. You were inside him all along.

56. Jack Shephard LOST Dharma Initiative

Jack Shephard LOST Dharma Initiative

Why not be ready for smoke monsters this Halloween?

57. Dr. Seuss No Head Grinch

Dr. Seuss No Head Grinch

He did have a trippy Halloween special too, you know.

58. Star Wars Luke Flight Suit Orange Costume

Star Wars Luke Flight Suit Orange Costume

That party/Death Star is toast once you fire some missiles down that exposed duct.

59. Nightwing Red Symbol Costume

Nightwing Red Symbol Costume

Just because you work with Batman doesn't mean you have to be Robin.

60. Marvel Comics Loki Performance Costume

Marvel Comics Loki Performance Costume

Get ready to thwart your brother Thor at every turn!

61. Marvel 's Venom

Marvel 's Venom

This malicious space symbiote seems to only attach to your torso. Also, it's removable.

62. Doctor Who TARDIS Costume Front

Doctor Who TARDIS Costume Front

You're not a Time Lord, but a means of their conveyance!

63. Voltron Insert Head

Voltron Insert Head

"I'll form the head!"

64. Halloween Costume

Halloween Costume

Be sure to roll your eyes at anyone you catch reading this tee for maximum effect.

65. The Simpsons Duffman Costume Beer Belt

The Simpsons Duffman Costume Beer Belt

It's not a party 'til you're there. It's in your contract.

66. Tron Chest Plate

Tron Chest Plate

This is the Halloween you blow the world's mind with your bicycle/lightcycle.

67. Peanuts Charlie Brown

Peanuts Charlie Brown

At least the only grief you'll experience wearing this is good, right?

68. DC Comic's Wonder Woman

DC Comic's Wonder Woman

Lasso 'em up. Don't forget your invisible jet!

69. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April O' Neil 5 Yellow Costume

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April O' Neil 5 Yellow Costume

Your best friends are turtle mutants, right? You're good to go!

70. Crayola Crayon Costume

Crayola Crayon Costume

When wearing these crayon costume tees, pretend to be terrified of strong lights. (You don't want to melt!)

71. He-Man She-Ra Costume

He-Man She-Ra Costume

Be the princess of power!

72. Simpsons Homer Costume Tie

Simpsons Homer Costume Tie

Be the s-m-r-test costumer yet.

73. Underdog Suit Costume

Underdog Suit Costume

There's no need to fear!

74. X-Men I Am Gambit Costume

X-Men I Am Gambit Costume

Be sure to pick up some extra decks of cards so you can throw them at people.

75. Star Wars Storm Trooper

Star Wars Storm Trooper

"Hey, how's my aim?"

76. Star Wars I am Chewbacca

Star Wars I am Chewbacca

"I just flew in from Kashyyk and my ship's cooling out front!" Also be sure to pressure people to get you cool Life Day gifts.

77. Batman Costume

Batman Costume

For the classic Batmaniac in you. Go (Adam) West, young man/lady!

78. Thriller Michael Jackson Costume

Thriller Michael Jackson Costume

We suggest making your zombie costume a touch more thrilling.

79. Rogue Costume X-Men

Rogue Costume X-Men

They won't see it coming when they suddenly realize they had powers for you to take.

80. Office Space - Neck Tie

Office Space - Neck Tie

Yyyyyeahhhh. You're gonna want to wear this t-shirt.

81. Freakazoid Costume

Freakazoid Costume

You were hoping you'd find this here. Chimpanzee.

82. Elf Costume

Elf Costume

Don't forget to invite your narwhal buddy to any Halloween parties you attend!

83. Krang Inside

Krang Inside

Whatever you do, don't tell them where the Technodrome is.

84. Ferris Bueller Costume

Ferris Bueller Costume

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down and wear this costume, you might miss it.

85. Lame Halloween Costume

Lame Halloween Costume

Contradictorily, wearing this costume actually makes you cool.

86. Inky PAC-MAN Ghost Costume

Inky PAC-MAN Ghost Costume

If you see someone in a Pac-Man costume tee, RUN.

87. The Godfather - Vito Corleone

The Godfather - Vito Corleone

Impress and terrify everybody with your second set of immobile t-shirt hands.

88. Shaun of the Dead - Shirt And Tie

Shaun of the Dead - Shirt And Tie

You're actually encouraged to get red on this one.

89. Marvel 's Hulk Costume

Marvel 's Hulk Costume

"Hey, if you think I'M mad, get a load of my t-shirt!"

90. Hawkeye Costume

Hawkeye Costume

Bring your own bow!

91. Woody Toy Story

Woody Toy Story

Remember to restrict your dialogue only to what he'd say when you pull his string.

92. Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear

Recommended helmet: Oversized fishbowl.

93. Flintstones Fred Flintstone

Flintstones Fred Flintstone

If this t-shirt could talk, it'd say, "It's a living!"