Halloween Costume T Shirts
Who doesn't love Halloween? You get to dress up in costume, pretend to be somebody else, decorate your house with all kinds of spooky things, and it's finally socially acceptable to be creepy! Sort of.
Anyway, we all live busy lives, so of course, there might just not to be time enough in the day to find that perfect elaborate costume. That's where costume tees come in! Whether you're being lazy, ironic, or entirely deliberate, there's a costume tee to provoke nearly any reaction.
1. Ferris Bueller
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down and wear this costume, you might miss it.
3. Aquaman DC
Those fish will hang on your every word. And possibly your harpoon hand if you're the cool bearded version.
15. Woody Toy Story
Remember to restrict your dialogue only to what he'd say when you pull his string.
20. The Godfather - Vito Corleone
Impress and terrify everybody with your second set of immobile t-shirt hands.
26. Rogue X-Men
They won't see it coming when they suddenly realize they had powers for you to take.
27. Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Cowabunga!" you'll exclaim, then explain that you used to be a turtle but were in a horrible accident.
33. Marvel 's Venom
This malicious space symbiote seems to only attach to your torso. Also, it's removable.
34. Greatest American Hero
Believe it or not, you're wearing this tee! Never thought a costume could look this great-eat-eat!
35. Purple Pimp
Nobody expects to see the thrifty pimp make the scene. He makes it rain with small change.
36. Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit
You'll be the Lightbulb Sun of every party this Halloween. Shine on, you crazy costume tee-wearer.
37. Darth Vader Suit
This Halloween, why not go as Vader Casual? If you don't wear the helmet you can just say you had surgery.
38. Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant
The hardest part of being a Whovian is getting one of your friends to dress up like a Dalek.
40. Human Tree (The Hangover movie)
Make your Halloween one worth blacking out and losing, then going on an adventure to recover what you lost. Mike Tyson's probably involved somehow.
50. Spongebob Squarepants
Your head just sprouted on top of Spongebob's head. You were inside him all along.
51. Star Wars I am Chewbacca
"I just flew in from Kashyyk and my ship's cooling out front!" Also be sure to pressure people to get you cool Life Day gifts.
54. GI JOE Flint
For you American heroes ready to spend your holiday telling kids that learning is half the battle!
55. Spartan - Saturday Night Live
We hope you have the spirit this costume requires, that you do - do you have spirit? Do you?
We're pretty sure Peter Parker himself'd go to a party in one of these and make it work with wisecracks.
63. Ron Burgundy Anchorman
If you find yourself in particularly deep despair while wearing this tee, we suggest you avoid the milk.
64. Optimus Prime Transformers
Anytime you leave the room while wearing this costume tee, be sure to exclaim, "Transform and roll out!"
66. Star Trek Captain Kirk
To really... drive the joke home... remember to carefully... pace how you speak... this Halloween!
67. Bill Lumbergh Office Space Halloween
The costume to wear when you exclaim, "Workplace anxiety, I am inside you!" Also, ignore any friends named Milton.
69. Soundwave Transformers Halloween
Live the fantasy. You too can carry self-aware cassette tapes around just like Soundwave. You'll carry them inside.
70. The Flash Red Barry Allen
Time to show your friends your quick wit by letting them know you're The Flash after he stopped caring about hiding his identity.
71. Dancing Elk Condors Juno
For the hip Halloween route, make some quick-witted Juno cracks. Your friends'll be backward and forward and upside down, home skillet.