Halloween Costume T Shirts
Who doesn't love Halloween? You get to dress up in costume, pretend to be somebody else, decorate your house with all kinds of spooky things, and it's finally socially acceptable to be creepy! Sort of.
Anyway, we all live busy lives, so of course, there might just not to be time enough in the day to find that perfect elaborate costume. That's where costume tees come in! Whether you're being lazy, ironic, or entirely deliberate, there's a costume tee to provoke nearly any reaction.
1. Greatest American Hero
Believe it or not, you're wearing this tee! Never thought a costume could look this great-eat-eat!
2. Aquaman DC
Those fish will hang on your every word. And possibly your harpoon hand if you're the cool bearded version.
12. Swat Costume
"If I'm here, chances are I'm here to exercise disproportionate force!" That's right, this Halloween, why not make people feel uncomfortable with sociopolitical commentary?
17. Captain Morgan Costume
Burst into the party and declare, "Avast! Here there be much drinking! Responsibly, please, me hearties."
21. Daredevil Red Costume
Unlike other superheroes, Daredevil saves the day while being totally blind!
22. Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant
The hardest part of being a Whovian is getting one of your friends to dress up like a Dalek.
23. Purple Pimp
Nobody expects to see the thrifty pimp make the scene. He makes it rain with small change.
We're pretty sure Peter Parker himself'd go to a party in one of these and make it work with wisecracks.
25. GI JOE Flint
For you American heroes ready to spend your holiday telling kids that learning is half the battle!
26. Spongebob Squarepants
Your head just sprouted on top of Spongebob's head. You were inside him all along.
29. Marvel 's Venom
This malicious space symbiote seems to only attach to your torso. Also, it's removable.
31. Halloween Costume
Be sure to roll your eyes at anyone you catch reading this tee for maximum effect.
38. Ron Burgundy Jacket Anchorman Costume
If you find yourself in particularly deep despair while wearing this tee, we suggest you avoid the milk.
44. Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit Costume
You'll be the Lightbulb Sun of every party this Halloween. Shine on, you crazy costume tee-wearer.
45. Optimus Prime Costume
Anytime you leave the room while wearing this costume tee, be sure to exclaim, "Transform and roll out!"
46. Rogue Costume X-Men
They won't see it coming when they suddenly realize they had powers for you to take.
51. SNL Saturday Night Live Ace Costume
Go with a friend as Ace and Gary! Nobody expects the Ambiguously Gay Duo!
53. Ferris Bueller Costume
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down and wear this costume, you might miss it.
55. Donatello Costume Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Cowabunga!" you'll exclaim, then explain that you used to be a turtle but were in a horrible accident.
59. Human Tree Hangover
Make your Halloween one worth blacking out and losing, then going on an adventure to recover what you lost. Mike Tyson's probably involved somehow.
63. Soundwave Costume
Live the fantasy. You too can carry self-aware cassette tapes around just like Soundwave. You'll carry them inside.
64. Dancing Elk Condors Juno
For the hip Halloween route, make some quick-witted Juno cracks. Your friends'll be backward and forward and upside down, home skillet.
68. Captain Kirk costume
To really... drive the joke home... remember to carefully... pace how you speak... this Halloween!
69. The Godfather - Vito Corleone
Impress and terrify everybody with your second set of immobile t-shirt hands.
70. Darth Vader Suit
This Halloween, why not go as Vader Casual? If you don't wear the helmet you can just say you had surgery.
71. Back to the Future Marty McFly Costume Vest
For extra effect, be sure to carry photos of your family where you happen to be fading from existence.
75. SNL Saturday Night Live Will Ferrell Cowbell Costume
We've got a fever, and the only cure is this t-shirt!
76. Spartan - Saturday Night Live
We hope you have the spirit this costume requires, that you do - do you have spirit? Do you?
78. Woody Toy Story
Remember to restrict your dialogue only to what he'd say when you pull his string.
79. The Warriors Gang Vest Front & Back
The ideal classic movie costume tee for when, this Halloween, you're ready to COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY-AAYYYYYY!
82. Star Wars Luke Flight Suit Orange Costume
That party/Death Star is toast once you fire some missiles down that exposed duct.
83. Nightwing Red Symbol Costume
Just because you work with Batman doesn't mean you have to be Robin.
88. The Simpsons Duffman Costume Beer Belt
It's not a party 'til you're there. It's in your contract.
89. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April O' Neil 5 Yellow Costume
Your best friends are turtle mutants, right? You're good to go!
90. Crayola Crayon Costume
When wearing these crayon costume tees, pretend to be terrified of strong lights. (You don't want to melt!)
92. X-Men I Am Gambit Costume
Be sure to pick up some extra decks of cards so you can throw them at people.