Halloween Costume T Shirts

Who doesn't love Halloween? You get to dress up in costume, pretend to be somebody else, decorate your house with all kinds of spooky things, and it's finally socially acceptable to be creepy! Sort of.

Anyway, we all live busy lives, so of course, there might just not to be time enough in the day to find that perfect elaborate costume. That's where costume tees come in! Whether you're being lazy, ironic, or entirely deliberate, there's a costume tee to provoke nearly any reaction.

1. Aquaman DC

Aquaman DC

Those fish will hang on your every word. And possibly your harpoon hand if you're the cool bearded version.

2. DC Comic's Wonder Woman

DC Comic's Wonder Woman

Lasso 'em up. Don't forget your invisible jet!

3. Dr. Seuss No Head Grinch

Dr. Seuss No Head Grinch

He did have a trippy Halloween special too, you know.

4. Star Wars Storm Trooper

Star Wars Storm Trooper

"Hey, how's my aim?"

5. The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper

The Bazinga's just begun.

6. Voltron Insert Head

Voltron Insert Head

"I'll form the head!"

7. State Prison Halloween Costume

State Prison Halloween Costume

"The scary thing is what they put me away for."

8. Adventure Time "Friends Costume"

Adventure Time "Friends Costume"

Holy shmow! Now you can be Finn!

9. Duke G.I. Joe

Duke G.I. Joe

Got to get tough!

10. Chilean Chile Miner

Chilean Chile Miner

"Hey, remember when this thing happened in the news?"

11. Woody Toy Story

Woody Toy Story

Remember to restrict your dialogue only to what he'd say when you pull his string.

12. Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear

Recommended helmet: Oversized fishbowl.

13. Mighty Thor

Mighty Thor

Show up and let everyone know it's time to get hammered. Literally.

14. Captain America First Avenger

Captain America First Avenger

Confused time traveler is never not a good look.

15. White Tuxedo

White Tuxedo

Spend the whole night making tuxedo puns. You know you want to.

16. Lame Halloween Costume

Lame Halloween Costume

Contradictorily, wearing this costume actually makes you cool.

17. The Godfather - Vito Corleone

The Godfather - Vito Corleone

Impress and terrify everybody with your second set of immobile t-shirt hands.

18. 11th Doctor

11th Doctor

Watch your friends freak out when Peter Capaldi replaces you at the next party!

19. Captain Hammer

Captain Hammer

You'll get that Neil Patrick Harris yet.

20. Tron Chest Plate

Tron Chest Plate

This is the Halloween you blow the world's mind with your bicycle/lightcycle.

21. Shaun of the Dead - Shirt And Tie

Shaun of the Dead - Shirt And Tie

You're actually encouraged to get red on this one.

22. Santa Claus Christmas

Santa Claus Christmas

For the ironic/forgetful "I forgot what holiday it is" look.

23. Marvel 's Venom

Marvel 's Venom

This malicious space symbiote seems to only attach to your torso. Also, it's removable.

24. Greatest American Hero

Greatest American Hero

Believe it or not, you're wearing this tee! Never thought a costume could look this great-eat-eat!

25. Purple Pimp

Purple Pimp

Nobody expects to see the thrifty pimp make the scene. He makes it rain with small change.

26. Darth Vader Suit

Darth Vader Suit

This Halloween, why not go as Vader Casual? If you don't wear the helmet you can just say you had surgery.

27. Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant

Doctor Who 10th Doctor David Tennant

The hardest part of being a Whovian is getting one of your friends to dress up like a Dalek.

28. The Dark Knight Joker

The Dark Knight Joker

Why so spooky?

29. Juno Orange and White Pregnant Impersonation

Juno Orange and White Pregnant Impersonation

This tee's one doodle that can't be undid.

30. Dwight Schrute The Office

Dwight Schrute The Office

Add your own beet juice stains!

31. The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Suit

The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Suit

Now you're ready for two holidays.

32. Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Stay Puft this Halloween without getting gooey!

33. Pumpkin face

Pumpkin face

You wear it because you are Halloween. They just don't know it yet.

34. Clark Kent Superman

Clark Kent Superman

Now you can tell ladies you're a little bit Kent up in your shirt.

35. Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants

Your head just sprouted on top of Spongebob's head. You were inside him all along.

36. Star Wars I am Chewbacca

Star Wars I am Chewbacca

"I just flew in from Kashyyk and my ship's cooling out front!" Also be sure to pressure people to get you cool Life Day gifts.

37. Kenneth Parcell 30 Rock

Kenneth Parcell 30 Rock

It's okay, we've all secretly dreamed of being an NBC page too.

38. GI JOE Flint

GI JOE Flint

For you American heroes ready to spend your holiday telling kids that learning is half the battle!

39. Spartan - Saturday Night Live

Spartan - Saturday Night Live

We hope you have the spirit this costume requires, that you do - do you have spirit? Do you?

40. Spiderman


We're pretty sure Peter Parker himself'd go to a party in one of these and make it work with wisecracks.

41. Peanuts Charlie Brown

Peanuts Charlie Brown

At least the only grief you'll experience wearing this is good, right?

42. My Halloween Costume

My Halloween Costume

Low-enthusiasm Halloweeners need costume tees too.

43. Jack Shephard LOST Dharma Initiative

Jack Shephard LOST Dharma Initiative

Why not be ready for smoke monsters this Halloween?

44. Ruffled Tuxedo Powder Blue

Ruffled Tuxedo Powder Blue

Sorry, we can't hear you over how classy this tee is.

45. Big Lebowski Team Dude Bowling

Big Lebowski Team Dude Bowling

The Dude tee is abide-ready.

46. Gorilla Chest Halloween

Gorilla Chest Halloween

If you think about it, there's nothing quite as chilling as anatomy.

47. The Flash Red Barry Allen

The Flash Red Barry Allen

Time to show your friends your quick wit by letting them know you're The Flash after he stopped caring about hiding his identity.

48. Flintstones Fred Flintstone

Flintstones Fred Flintstone

If this t-shirt could talk, it'd say, "It's a living!"

49. Ferris Bueller

Ferris Bueller

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down and wear this costume, you might miss it.

50. Cat In The Hat

Cat In The Hat

Everyone will freak out if you aren't wearing the right hat.

51. Elvis Presley Eagle Jumpsuit

Elvis Presley Eagle Jumpsuit

The party king has just entered the building.

52. Homer Simspsons

Homer Simspsons

Be the s-m-r-test costumer yet.

53. Underdog


There's no need to fear!

54. Green Lantern

Green Lantern

Bring your own ring.

55. TARDIS Doctor Who

TARDIS Doctor Who

You're not a Time Lord, but a means of their conveyance!

56. I am Gambit

I am Gambit

Be sure to pick up some extra decks of cards so you can throw them at people.

57. Wolverine X-Men

Wolverine X-Men

Take some silverware, add some masking tape? Boom. Claws.

58. Elf Will Ferrell

Elf Will Ferrell

Don't forget to invite your narwhal buddy to any Halloween parties you attend!

59. Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz

Because you're a nerd and a ladies' man.

60. Rogue X-Men

Rogue X-Men

They won't see it coming when they suddenly realize they had powers for you to take.

61. Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Cowabunga!" you'll exclaim, then explain that you used to be a turtle but were in a horrible accident.

62. Krang Inside

Krang Inside

Whatever you do, don't tell them where the Technodrome is.

63. Marvel's Punisher

Marvel's Punisher

This one works alternatively as a Thomas Jane costume, too!

64. Marvel The Hulk

Marvel The Hulk

"Hey, if you think I'M mad, get a load of my t-shirt!"

65. Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit

Pink Floyd Light Bulb Suit

You'll be the Lightbulb Sun of every party this Halloween. Shine on, you crazy costume tee-wearer.

66. Human Tree (The Hangover movie)

Human Tree (The Hangover movie)

Make your Halloween one worth blacking out and losing, then going on an adventure to recover what you lost. Mike Tyson's probably involved somehow.

67. Army of Darkness Hello My Name Is

Army of Darkness Hello My Name Is

All you need is a boomstick.

68. Thriller Michael Jackson

Thriller Michael Jackson

We suggest making your zombie costume a touch more thrilling.

69. Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper

This one might make you say, "Bazinga!"

70. Batman Halloween

Batman Halloween

For the classic Batmaniac in you. Go (Adam) West, young man/lady!

71. Top Gun Flight Suit Shirt

Top Gun Flight Suit Shirt

Even Halloween is a good time for beach volleyball.

72. Inky PAC-MAN Ghost

Inky PAC-MAN Ghost

If you see someone in a Pac-Man costume tee, RUN.

73. Peter Venkman Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman Ghostbusters

"Who you gonna call?" you'll ask. "ME! That's who!"

74. Ron Burgundy Anchorman

Ron Burgundy Anchorman

If you find yourself in particularly deep despair while wearing this tee, we suggest you avoid the milk.

75. Optimus Prime Transformers

Optimus Prime Transformers

Anytime you leave the room while wearing this costume tee, be sure to exclaim, "Transform and roll out!"

76. Star Trek Captain Kirk

Star Trek Captain Kirk

To really... drive the joke home... remember to carefully... pace how you speak... this Halloween!

77. Bill Lumbergh Office Space Halloween

Bill Lumbergh Office Space Halloween

The costume to wear when you exclaim, "Workplace anxiety, I am inside you!" Also, ignore any friends named Milton.

78. Soundwave Transformers Halloween

Soundwave Transformers Halloween

Live the fantasy. You too can carry self-aware cassette tapes around just like Soundwave. You'll carry them inside.

79. Dancing Elk Condors Juno

Dancing Elk Condors Juno

For the hip Halloween route, make some quick-witted Juno cracks. Your friends'll be backward and forward and upside down, home skillet.

80. Freakazoid


You were hoping you'd find this here. Chimpanzee.