Get Your Drink On: Funny Alcohol T-Shirts

Okay, okay. We all know there is a plethora of t-shirts out there supporting the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Not only can you find shirts advertising your favorite alcohol brands, but in every bar exists a slurry of clever shirts that promote drinking, which leaves you to wonder, "Where do people find these things?"

Don't worry, Teenormous is here to help.

1. Tell Me Now Before I Blow $50 on Drinks

Tell Me Now Before I Blow $50 on Drinks

But then... how would I get free drinks?

2. Beam Me Up, Jimmy.

Beam Me Up, Jimmy.

Oh, my. It's an alcohol promotion and Star Trek pun all in one shirt. I can't handle the excitement.

3. I'm Not an Alcoholic - I'm a Drunk

I'm Not an Alcoholic - I'm a Drunk

Because, you know, it's important to differentiate. And anyway, it's not until you start going to meetings drunk when you really have a problem.

4. It's Only A Drinking Problem if I'm Sober

It's Only A Drinking Problem if I'm Sober

Wait. This kind of has a point.

5. Drinking T-Shirt

Drinking T-Shirt

For the next time you're wondering what to wear to the bar.

6. Alcohol Makes My Clothes Fall Off

Alcohol Makes My Clothes Fall Off

Then why did you waste money on this t-shirt?

7. Too Much Blood in my Alcohol System

Too Much Blood in my Alcohol System

Clearly, this indicates that you haven't had enough.

8. Alcohol: My Anti-Drug

Alcohol: My Anti-Drug

What a positive message! Fight drugs with alcohol.

9. Why Limit Happy to an Hour?

Why Limit Happy to an Hour?

Good Question.

10. Happy Bunny: For Kids Who Want To Be Stupid But Weren't Born That Way

Happy Bunny: For Kids Who Want To Be Stupid But Weren't Born That Way

If you think you're above it all, this is the shirt for you. Best if worn while drinking.

11. The Closest I Got to a 4.0 Was My Blood Alcohol Content

The Closest I Got to a 4.0 Was My Blood Alcohol Content

See #8.

12. 2 Drinks Away from Girl on Girl Action

2 Drinks Away from Girl on Girl Action

Careful... given too many drinks, one might feel inclined to oblige.