Is angry giant monkey rock and roll your jam? This is your tee!

Ramona Flowers' bag in t-shirt form. Giant hammer not included.

Life would be so much simpler if every bodily function came with a stat bar.

Let this tee for the ladies stand as a warning to our gamer friends - sometimes the path to growing up is paved with getting your heart kicked in the ass a few times.

Whenever anybody wears a Plumtree shirt, it's pretty much going to be a Scott Pilgrim reference forever now.

Gideon Gordon Graves. You can't say this tee doesn't know how to put on a show. Or that it doesn't like an awesome Triforce reference. The acoustics are Amazing!!!

The costume tee for super-powered graduates of Vegan Academy who know our heads are full of curds and whey.

The last time I attended an amp-vs-amp battle of the bands, no monkeys or double dragons showed up at all. I just went deaf. False advertising, movie!

This tee capturing the climactic moment in Scott's battle with Matthew Patel makes one statement clear above all others: Pirates are not in this year.

Oh yeah, Canada is a real place, isn't it?

Sure, we may think of ourselves as good guys now, but some of us are just another evil ex waiting to happen.

Sex Bob-Omb: Here to make you feel sad and think about death and stuff.

For those looking to collect all the tees Scott Pilgrim wore, there's no missing out on this Smashing Pumpkins one.

Scott Pilgrim meets Akira. Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder.

If this triple-booking had any more NES game references, it would probably also include Shatterband! Also, I'm pretty sure this shirt could use some more exclamation points.

Unfortunately, the last time I gained a level, I only got a +1 to Witty T-Shirt Captions. I'm as disappointed as you are.