All-state Champion 1988

So, instead of wearing some overpriced team jersey that
glorifies beefy, hulking men who are frequently arrested
for beating up women and doing drugs, stand up and be
proud of your math acumen.

Jesus drafted my fantasy football team

Competition is high in Division II of the Northern Kickball
League. It seems like every year the "Crazy Kicker" team
is always in the finals. The 1978 finals went down as one
of THE best games in kickball history.

How do you think Harry Potter would do in fantasy
football? He'd probably cast some sort of spell to get the
first pick, but waste it on a quarterback.

Sportsmanship is for losers.
Now sore losing, that's for winners.

Pain is temporary. Pride is forever.
But laziness is better than both.

Football slam dunk!

Need I remind all you blasphemers that Sunday is
God's day? And luckily, God is a huge football fan.

Show your love for all sports (even curling and women's
basketball!) with this Sports! tshirt

Dude, I'm not gay or anything, but you'd look
hot in this shirt.

or is that "GOAL!"?

For the love of the gaming system.