Funny Science T-shirts

Get ready, t-shirt lovers, 'cause we are about to drop some science on you! In comfy wearable t-shirt form. Astronomy, physics, chemistry, evolution, artificial intelligence, biology, time travel, and that's just a start! We've got our boys Nikola Tesla and Albert Einstein up here, not to mention Pavlov's dogs, Schrodinger's cat, and no lack of those science puns we all love to love without a shred of irony. All this and more is covered in this collection of funny science t-shirts.

Sit down and attune your haha-funny sense of humor to the science frequency, and enjoy these tees!

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1. Stand Back (Science)

Stand Back (Science)

Go full xkcd.

2. Particle Physics

Particle Physics

It's a large hadron. Looking to collide?

3. Tesla's Laboratory

Tesla's Laboratory

"Deedee! How many times must I tell you to stay away from my coils!?"

4. If You're Not Part Of The Solution

If You're Not Part Of The Solution

Yes, the punchline was precipitated.

5. Wanted Dead And Alive

Wanted Dead And Alive

An old west quandary!

6. NASA

NASA

This NASA t-shirt is pretty 'NAS.' (No, this joke isn't a stretch.)

7. The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell

The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell

For some reason this t-shirt makes dogs salivate uncontrollably.

8. Absolute Zero Is The Coolest

Absolute Zero Is The Coolest

Tees don't get any cooler than this. Unless you freeze it to that exact temperature. In which case, wear at your own risk!

9. Void

Void

Far out!

10. Schrödinger's Cat vs. Pavlov's Dog

Schrödinger's Cat vs. Pavlov's Dog

Round 1. Science!

11. Pioneer XXVII

Pioneer XXVII

Dedicated to all future pioneers.

12. Science To Do - Portal

Science To Do - Portal

To science!

13. It's Okay Pluto

It's Okay Pluto

We're all big chunks of ice inside. All of us.

14. Power Of Science

Power Of Science

Out, out, ignorance!

15. Bill Nye the Science Guy

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Bill Bill Bill.

16. Tesla vs. Edison

Tesla vs. Edison

Whoever wins, we still get fantastic scientific advances.

17. Adamantium (X-men)

Adamantium (X-men)

We here it's pretty adamant about its durability.

18. Star Trek-Science

Star Trek-Science

Prep your Tricorders! It's space science time.

19. It's Not Rocket Surgery

It's Not Rocket Surgery

Don't snip the red wire.

20. Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

Check out that atomic weight!

21. Springfield Isotopes (Simpsons)

Springfield Isotopes (Simpsons)

The teams sure could use a guy dancing to Baby Elephant Walk.

22. Physics: It's the Law

Physics: It's the Law

Hey you! Obey the law!

23. Viva La Evolucion

Viva La Evolucion

Rise of the Planet of the Japes.

24. Day Without Radiation

Day Without Radiation

It's almost as if it's literal!

25. Periodic Table of Elements

Periodic Table of Elements

Be all the elements! Especially Uranium.

26. Magnetic

Magnetic

How does this t-shirt work?

27. Biologists Do It In Their Genes

Biologists Do It In Their Genes

And also sometimes pants, but you didn't hear it from us.

28. Evolution

Evolution

The next stage? Walrus. We can't wait for our tusks to come in.

29. Noble Gases in the House!

Noble Gases in the House!

Wear a crown for maximum effect.

30. Adams Atoms

Adams Atoms

In the Revenge of the Nerds, nerd revenge came easily with the school team even full-on nerdy. Up and atom.

31. Bacteria Culture

Bacteria Culture

'Human Petri Dish' would make a pretty great insult too.

32. You Are Here

You Are Here

Perspective! In t-shirt form.

33. Catching a Falling Star Would Actually Be Pretty Unlucky

Catching a Falling Star Would Actually Be Pretty Unlucky

Pow.

34. Gravity. What a Downer

Gravity. What a Downer

What goes up must come down.

35. Mad Scientist

Mad Scientist

Great for mad scientists and scientists who got mad science.

36. Astronaut of the Year

Astronaut of the Year

All that time spent spacing out has finally paid off.

37. Darwin Scarface

Darwin Scarface

"Say hello to my modern theory of natural selection!"

38. Carbon-Based

Carbon-Based

Yes, we know that technically all life forms on earth are
carbon-based, but that shouldn't stop you from flaunting
that fact (and confusing those who are unfamiliar with the
periodic table).

39. Chuck Norris Periodic Table

Chuck Norris Periodic Table

Well, great. Now he's a threat to all known matter!

40. I Heart Mars

I Heart Mars

Tell the world you envy the Curiosity rover.

41. Microscope

Microscope

This t-shirt makes small things look really big.

42. Finders Keepers

Finders Keepers

Take that, space aliens!

43. When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away

When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away

When you think about it, Star Wars could have taken place in any galaxy.

44. Pascal & Einstein & Newton & Bohr

Pascal & Einstein & Newton & Bohr

Wear your tribute to the greats.

45. Atoms And Electrons

Atoms And Electrons

Science can't stop these puns.

46. Geology Rocks

Geology Rocks

What did we just say about those puns?

47. I Can See Uranus

I Can See Uranus

Oh yeah, it's really bright tonight! Waitaminute-

48. May The Mass x Acceleration

May The Mass x Acceleration

We find your lack of physics... disturbing.

49. Chuck Norris Surprise

Chuck Norris Surprise

And he's not talking about pleasant surprises like Free Cake Friday.

50. Albert Einstein VIVA LA RELATIVITY

Albert Einstein VIVA LA RELATIVITY

Everything is relative.

51. Science

Science

Atom jokes never bomb.

52. I Love Being Around You Tee

I Love Being Around You Tee

53. Anti-Gravity cat T-Shirt

Anti-Gravity cat T-Shirt

54. Eclipse Venn Diagram Tee

Eclipse Venn Diagram Tee

Earth, moon, eclipse!

55. Atomic Symbol for Cookie T-Shirt

Atomic Symbol for Cookie T-Shirt

56. Science Proves Others Are Dumb T-Shirt

Science Proves Others Are Dumb T-Shirt

Science Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

57. Pluto was a *planet*?!? Tee

Pluto was a *planet*?!? Tee

58. Obey gravity. It's the law! Tshirt

Obey gravity. It's the law! Tshirt

59. Magic is just stuff science hasn't made boring yet

Magic is just stuff science hasn't made boring yet

60. Remain Calm Trust In Science t-shirt

Remain Calm Trust In Science t-shirt

61. The Milky Way T Shirt

The Milky Way T Shirt

62. Day Without Fusion T-shirt

Day Without Fusion T-shirt

A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine

63. Celestial Summer Camp T-shirt

Celestial Summer Camp T-shirt

Planet roasting marshmallows on the sun.
From Threadless.

64. E=MC Bananas

E=MC Bananas

There's no science like monkey science. It's literally bananas.

65. I'm the evil clone Tshirt

I'm the evil clone Tshirt

I look like me but I'm the evil clone

66. Damn Scientists Tee

Damn Scientists Tee

They lied to us - this was supposed to be the future
where is my jetpack?

67. Space and Time T-shirt

Space and Time T-shirt

Discover the thrill of
Space and Time
Explore any time
All the time

68. Mole People Tee

Mole People Tee

Crust, mantle, mole people

69. Rocket Science T-shirt

Rocket Science T-shirt

A Rocket/bomb pop dissected into rocket stages:
Stage 1 booster
Stage 2 engine
Lunar Module

70. F'n Magnets Tee

F'n Magnets Tee

How do they work?

71. Schrodinger's Cat

Schrodinger's Cat

Schrodinger's Cat is dead/alive

72. Ferrous Wheel T-shirt

Ferrous Wheel T-shirt

Get it? Ferris wheel?

73. Tesla Science t-shirt

Tesla Science t-shirt

A tribute to Tesla, the man behind the coil.

74. Star Family Tee Shirt

Star Family Tee Shirt

75. A Bubbly Beginning Threadless T-shirt

A Bubbly Beginning Threadless T-shirt

The Big Bang is more like a big POP!

76. Mad Scientists Union T-shirt

Mad Scientists Union T-shirt

The Mad Scientists Union - inspiring
death, destruction, and world domination.