Funny Bacon Tees
There's meat and then there's bacon. Some call bacon the tuxedo of meats. Want to make anything better, no matter how abstract or conceptual? Just add bacon! Sure, some people might suggest giving some of that pugnacious pork or any of those many varieties of beefs a shot, dare we suggest even chicken, but there's only one bacon.
And now you too can wrap yourself in bacon! In a sanitary way.
2. Bacon Makes Everything Better
It's true - even for abstract concepts! Now you too can imagine metaphors made entirely out of bacon!
3. The Breakfast Club
The really awkward part is when the toast starts going off about his dad giving him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.
4. You Had Me At Bacon
Now that's an enlarged heart!
5. Keep Calm And Bacon On
On the verge of hyperventilating? You need to breathe into a bag made entirely of bacon.
6. Ripple Junction: Bacon, Eggs And Toast
The bacon's only sad here because it knows it's getting eaten first.
7. Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong
You wouldn't want to be wrong, would you?
8. Bacon Is Good For Me
Did you know you can invent your own food groups? Bacon even has its own pyramid.
10. Bacon The Gateway Meat
It all starts with bacon, then before you know it you're in some back alley scarfing down a brisket... wrapped in bacon.
13. Mmmm Bacon!
If only thinking alone was enough to constitute bacon into physical being.
14. Bacon Isn't Better Than Sex, It's Way Better
If only there was some way to combine these things without rampant grease burns.
15. Chemistry Bacon
The bacon isotope's combined atomic weight? Delicious!
17. I Like Bacon
Don't we all, Jimmy? Now, let's take a trip to a Baconalia festival and learn all about the bacon druids!
21. The Shirt of Infinite Bacon
Before everything else, there was bacon. After everything else is gone, there will still be bacon.
22. Let's All Go And Have Breakfast
Knowing what lies ahead, you do have to admire their positive attitude.
23. Bacon is What?!
Two words: Pig therapy.
24. There Will Be Bacon
Go on. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis with a bacon mustache. We're all there with you.
25. Break Fast
Technically speaking, it's always a bacon emergency.
26. Bacon Is My BFF
The important thing to express here is that you make regular practice of eating your friends.
29. Make Bacon Not War
If possible, try to make that bacon on the beach.
There might eventually be hospitalization in there if you don't break things up a bit. Know what's a great motivator on the treadmill? Bacon.