Funny Bacon Tees
There's meat and then there's bacon. Some call bacon the tuxedo of meats. Want to make anything better, no matter how abstract or conceptual? Just add bacon! Sure, some people might suggest giving some of that pugnacious pork or any of those many varieties of beefs a shot, dare we suggest even chicken, but there's only one bacon.
And now you too can wrap yourself in bacon! In a sanitary way.
2. Bacon Makes Everything Better
It's true - even for abstract concepts! Now you too can imagine metaphors made entirely out of bacon!
3. The Breakfast Club
The really awkward part is when the toast starts going off about his dad giving him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.
4. Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong
You wouldn't want to be wrong, would you?
5. Bacon Is Good For Me
Did you know you can invent your own food groups? Bacon even has its own pyramid.
9. The Shirt of Infinite Bacon
Before everything else, there was bacon. After everything else is gone, there will still be bacon.
10. Let's All Go And Have Breakfast
Knowing what lies ahead, you do have to admire their positive attitude.
11. Bacon is What?!
Two words: Pig therapy.
12. There Will Be Bacon
Go on. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis with a bacon mustache. We're all there with you.
13. Break Fast
Technically speaking, it's always a bacon emergency.
14. You Had Me At Bacon
Now that's an enlarged heart!
15. Keep Calm And Bacon On
On the verge of hyperventilating? You need to breathe into a bag made entirely of bacon.
17. Mmmm Bacon!
If only thinking alone was enough to constitute bacon into physical being.
18. Make Bacon Not War
If possible, try to make that bacon on the beach.
19. Bacon Isn't Better Than Sex, It's Way Better
If only there was some way to combine these things without rampant grease burns.
There might eventually be hospitalization in there if you don't break things up a bit. Know what's a great motivator on the treadmill? Bacon.