Funny Bacon Tees

There's meat and then there's bacon. Some call bacon the tuxedo of meats. Want to make anything better, no matter how abstract or conceptual? Just add bacon! Sure, some people might suggest giving some of that pugnacious pork or any of those many varieties of beefs a shot, dare we suggest even chicken, but there's only one bacon.

And now you too can wrap yourself in bacon! In a sanitary way.

1. Bacon Always

Bacon Always

They say always, but have you seen what happens when bacon goes flat?

2. Bacon Makes Everything Better

Bacon Makes Everything Better

It's true - even for abstract concepts! Now you too can imagine metaphors made entirely out of bacon!

3. The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

The really awkward part is when the toast starts going off about his dad giving him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.

4. You Had Me At Bacon

You Had Me At Bacon

Now that's an enlarged heart!

5. Keep Calm And Bacon On

Keep Calm And Bacon On

On the verge of hyperventilating? You need to breathe into a bag made entirely of bacon.

6. Ripple Junction: Bacon, Eggs And Toast

Ripple Junction: Bacon, Eggs And Toast

The bacon's only sad here because it knows it's getting eaten first.

7. Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong

Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong

You wouldn't want to be wrong, would you?

8. Bacon Is Good For Me

Bacon Is Good For Me

Did you know you can invent your own food groups? Bacon even has its own pyramid.

9. I'd Be a Vegetarian If Bacon Grew on Trees

I'd Be a Vegetarian If Bacon Grew on Trees

We also wouldn't have trees anymore.

10. Bacon The Gateway Meat

Bacon The Gateway Meat

It all starts with bacon, then before you know it you're in some back alley scarfing down a brisket... wrapped in bacon.

11. Push Button Receive Bacon

Push Button Receive Bacon

Public restrooms just got a whole lot better!

12. Stay Hungry My Friends

Stay Hungry My Friends

This poor pig doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

13. Mmmm Bacon!

Mmmm Bacon!

If only thinking alone was enough to constitute bacon into physical being.

14. Bacon Isn't Better Than Sex, It's Way Better

Bacon Isn't Better Than Sex, It's Way Better

If only there was some way to combine these things without rampant grease burns.

15. Chemistry Bacon

Chemistry Bacon

The bacon isotope's combined atomic weight? Delicious!

16. Bacon is my favorite vegetable

Bacon is my favorite vegetable

The perfect salad is a can of bacon bits.

17. I Like Bacon

I Like Bacon

Don't we all, Jimmy? Now, let's take a trip to a Baconalia festival and learn all about the bacon druids!

18. Don't Go Bacon My Heart

Don't Go Bacon My Heart

Now that it's been verbed, have at it!

19. The Creation Of Bacon

The Creation Of Bacon

From the very beginning, bacon touched us all. Mostly in the heart.

20. So what's for breakfast?

So what's for breakfast?

It's Nutella! Wait, trick question?

21. The Shirt of Infinite Bacon

The Shirt of Infinite Bacon

Before everything else, there was bacon. After everything else is gone, there will still be bacon.

22. Let's All Go And Have Breakfast

Let's All Go And Have Breakfast

Knowing what lies ahead, you do have to admire their positive attitude.

23. Bacon is What?!

Bacon is What?!

Two words: Pig therapy.

24. There Will Be Bacon

There Will Be Bacon

Go on. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis with a bacon mustache. We're all there with you.

25. Break Fast

Break Fast

Technically speaking, it's always a bacon emergency.

26. Bacon Is My BFF

Bacon Is My BFF

The important thing to express here is that you make regular practice of eating your friends.

27. Nice To Meat You

Nice To Meat You

In the seventeenth century, people used to say, "Well meat!"

28. I'd Wrap That Bacon

I'd Wrap That Bacon

And then I'd consume it and I'd probably take a nap for a few hours!

29. Make Bacon Not War

Make Bacon Not War

If possible, try to make that bacon on the beach.

30. Goodie Two Sleeves Bacon

Goodie Two Sleeves Bacon

If only the entire shirt were made out of bacon.

31. BaconStrips!

BaconStrips!

There might eventually be hospitalization in there if you don't break things up a bit. Know what's a great motivator on the treadmill? Bacon.

32. Mmmerica T-Shirt

Mmmerica T-Shirt

O beautiful for scrumptious skies! For amber waves of syrup!

33. Eggs, Milk and... Tee

Eggs, Milk and... Tee

Let's try not to imagine what the pig's going through here. These are some complicated emotions on display.