They say always, but have you seen what happens when bacon goes flat?

It's true - even for abstract concepts! Now you too can imagine metaphors made entirely out of bacon!

The really awkward part is when the toast starts going off about his dad giving him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.

Now that's an enlarged heart!

On the verge of hyperventilating? You need to breathe into a bag made entirely of bacon.

The bacon's only sad here because it knows it's getting eaten first.

You wouldn't want to be wrong, would you?

Did you know you can invent your own food groups? Bacon even has its own pyramid.

We also wouldn't have trees anymore.

It all starts with bacon, then before you know it you're in some back alley scarfing down a brisket... wrapped in bacon.

Public restrooms just got a whole lot better!

This poor pig doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

If only thinking alone was enough to constitute bacon into physical being.

If only there was some way to combine these things without rampant grease burns.

The bacon isotope's combined atomic weight? Delicious!

The perfect salad is a can of bacon bits.

Don't we all, Jimmy? Now, let's take a trip to a Baconalia festival and learn all about the bacon druids!

Now that it's been verbed, have at it!

From the very beginning, bacon touched us all. Mostly in the heart.

O beautiful for scrumptious skies! For amber waves of syrup!

It's Nutella! Wait, trick question?

Before everything else, there was bacon. After everything else is gone, there will still be bacon.

Knowing what lies ahead, you do have to admire their positive attitude.

Two words: Pig therapy.

Go on. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis with a bacon mustache. We're all there with you.

Technically speaking, it's always a bacon emergency.

The important thing to express here is that you make regular practice of eating your friends.

In the seventeenth century, people used to say, "Well meat!"

And then I'd consume it and I'd probably take a nap for a few hours!

If possible, try to make that bacon on the beach.

If only the entire shirt were made out of bacon.

There might eventually be hospitalization in there if you don't break things up a bit. Know what's a great motivator on the treadmill? Bacon.

Let's try not to imagine what the pig's going through here. These are some complicated emotions on display.