Funny Bacon Tees
There's meat and then there's bacon. Some call bacon the tuxedo of meats. Want to make anything better, no matter how abstract or conceptual? Just add bacon! Sure, some people might suggest giving some of that pugnacious pork or any of those many varieties of beefs a shot, dare we suggest even chicken, but there's only one bacon.
And now you too can wrap yourself in bacon! In a sanitary way.
2. Bacon Makes Everything Better

It's true - even for abstract concepts! Now you too can imagine metaphors made entirely out of bacon!
3. The Breakfast Club

The really awkward part is when the toast starts going off about his dad giving him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.
5. Bacon Is Good For Me

Did you know you can invent your own food groups? Bacon even has its own pyramid.
9. The Shirt of Infinite Bacon

Before everything else, there was bacon. After everything else is gone, there will still be bacon.
10. Let's All Go And Have Breakfast

Knowing what lies ahead, you do have to admire their positive attitude.
12. There Will Be Bacon

Go on. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis with a bacon mustache. We're all there with you.
15. Keep Calm And Bacon On

On the verge of hyperventilating? You need to breathe into a bag made entirely of bacon.
19. Bacon Isn't Better Than Sex, It's Way Better

If only there was some way to combine these things without rampant grease burns.
20. BaconStrips!

There might eventually be hospitalization in there if you don't break things up a bit. Know what's a great motivator on the treadmill? Bacon.