Funniest Unofficial Star Wars T-shirts

There are so many things I can think of to do with the Force
in everyday life. This is just one of them.

The death star disco ball

Cow = Vader, Milk = Luke. Hilarity ensues.

Vader walking his pet AT-AT

A stormtrooper on a bouncy ball

Finally, an urban renewal program we can all get behind. I hear the boss can be a real bastard though. There's also a slight chance of death at the hands of rebels, but that's just the risk you have to take.

Who's Your Daddy Darth Vader

Rockin' out ain't like dusting crops, boy.
We always knew Han had it in him. This tee confirms it.

The Empire strikes back, but they sure don't design space-stations well.
One well-placed shot and the whole thing is destroyed? Srsly?

It's a fast enough ship for you, old man.

Star wars zombies!

May the forceps be with you

A mousetrap!

Even Darth Vader needs a wash and wax
sometimes with some spray-on Force.
(out of print but still funny)

Star Wars Coffee
May the Froth be with you
Would it be called StarWarsBucks?

If the Falcon's rockin', don't come knockin'!

Darth Vader does some gardening.
I'm sure every geek and Star Wars fan on the planet
has seen this tshirt, but it's worth including because
it's a Threadless classic.
(and it's frequently sold out).

from Threadless and it glows in the dark!

How to repair your R2 unit.

C3PO and R2-D2

Poor R2-D2. He's just a crushed cube of scrap metal.

This one is a bonus tee since you get lots of
other non-Star Wars characters too. Can you
name them all?

This Chewbacca tshirt will turn you into a wookie in a flash.
Is it you or Chewbacca? No one will know!

A long time ago in a galaxy close, close to us.
War! The Windows empire is crumbling under the
attacks of the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Tux.
There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere!

Not only do you get a Millennium Falcon and a TIE Fighter,
you even get a couple Star Trek ships as a bonus!

You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business. Move along.
This *is* the t-shirt you were looking for.

Those motivators seem to break so easily.
Where's a Jawa when you need one?

I guess ole Vader does need some time to unwind and kick it with
his boys. I wonder if they agree ahead of time "no Force"?
And seriously - would you even try to beat Vader at ping pong?
I know I wouldn't. I hear he can choke people from a distance.

All Rebel soldiers that survived the attack on Hoth
got one of these tees to commemorate the event.

This might actually be a good race. They probably move at
about the same speed. All R2-D2 has to do though is turn
left or right and the AT-AT will have a hard time keeping up.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for",
"You don't need to see his identification",
"He can go about his business",
and "MOVE ALONG" all wrapped up into a simple Venn Diagram.
Genius.

There will be some smart guy who comes up to you and says, "That means you're R2-D2" to which you can say "Yeah, you have a problem with R2? Without him, Obi-Wan would have never received Leia's message and the Rebel Alliance would never have gotten their hands on the plans for the original Death Star!"

AKA "Do or do not. There is no try." Thanks, Yoda!

Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock....

The wise and observant words of the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Fleet, Admiral Ackbar. A useful phrase in many situations (e.g., whenever you're ambushed by the Imperial Navy).

It really is hard to distinguish between the two.

Well, he did in the original.

The unmistakable silhouette of an X-Wing fighter. 'Nuff said.

This is what happens when Vader's TIE Fighter crash lands
in the water and Captain Sully is in the pilot seat.

I love this one because if someone just saw you wearing it,
they wouldn't immediately get that it's a Star Wars reference.
Seems like Death wouldn't be so happy, but that's part of this
tee's charm too.

Sure, stormtroopers aren't a very good shot with a blaster
(unless it's really Luke or Han in disguise, of course),
but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating.

You are beaten. Your flailing fists were no match for the cold precision of his laser sword. But who is this masked man who pwns you thus? Who is this unflinching killer who predicts your every move and whose labored breathing evokes a black terror in the deepest recesses of your soul? And why does he keep calling you "Luke?"

Same great taste, less calories

The ultimate battle of Good vs Evil.
Let the Rebels and the Empire battle
it out on the football field!
This tee shows the football helmets
they would wear.

SACRILEGE!