Funniest Unofficial Star Wars T-shirts
Sure we've all seen the Star Wars t-shirts that show the movie posters or some classic scenes from the movies, but those are boring. What we have here are Star Wars t-shirts that push the boundaries and take the franchise in a way George Lucas may have never intended.
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5. Han Guitar Solo T-shirt
Rockin' out ain't like dusting crops, boy.
We always knew Han had it in him. This tee confirms it.
11. AT-AT Walk T-shirt
Vader walking his pet AT-AT. Its a tough job... but
someone has to do it. Exercising your AT-AT Walker will
teach him who is the pack leader and bring you closer.
12. Death Star Schematics T-shirt
The Empire strikes back, but they sure don't design space-stations well.
One well-placed shot and the whole thing is destroyed? Srsly?
19. HANgover T-Shirt
Hangover plus Star Wars
20. ewok psa tshirt
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Don't create funeral pyres in the woods.
Rebel Alliance Press.
Paid for by the Endor Department of Parks and Recreation.
36. Somewhere On the Ice Planet Tshirt
On Hoth, a one-armed Wampa sits dejectedly
drinking tea. From Threadless.
40. Arm And Blaster T-Shirt
Great for cleaning all those blaster marks off your
shiny, white plastic armor.
49. Peek into the Dark Side Tee
There are so many things I can think of to do with the Force
in everyday life. This is just one of them.
53. I Had Friends On That Death Star T-Shirt
This shirt is a tribute to the thousands of patriots
serving the Empire that died on the Death Star.
55. TK Walkers Imperial Stout T-Shirt
After a hard day of routing rebel scum you need a beer fit
for a Stormtrooper. Reach for cold-brewed TK Walker's
Imperial Stout. It's brewed on Hoth for a distinctive flavor.
60. Empire Urban Regeneration T-shirt
Finally, an urban renewal program we can all get behind. I hear the boss can be a real bastard though. There's also a slight chance of death at the hands of rebels, but that's just the risk you have to take.
62. Admiral Ackbarpography t-shirt
Old fish-head's famous words define him! At first glance,
what you see is what you get -- a giant fish head. Take a
closer look and you'll discover the holy grail of science
fiction one-liners... IT'S A TRAP!
81. Star Bright t-shirt
Star light, star bright
charge thy lasers
in the night.
I wish I may,
I wish I might
destroy a world
or two tonight
88. Self Maintenance Tee Shirt
Even Darth Vader needs a wash and wax
sometimes with some spray-on Force.
(out of print but still funny)
89. Star Wars Coffee Tshirt
Star Wars Coffee
May the Froth be with you
Would it be called StarWarsBucks?
92. Dark Side of the Garden Tee
Darth Vader does some gardening.
I'm sure every geek and Star Wars fan on the planet
has seen this tshirt, but it's worth including because
it's a Threadless classic.
(and it's frequently sold out).
97. Shoot the Baddies T-shirt
This one is a bonus tee since you get lots of
other non-Star Wars characters too. Can you
name them all?
98. Chewbacca Costume T-shirt
This Chewbacca tshirt will turn you into a wookie in a flash.
Is it you or Chewbacca? No one will know!
99. OSWars Tee
A long time ago in a galaxy close, close to us.
War! The Windows empire is crumbling under the
attacks of the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Tux.
There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere!
101. Echo Base T-shirt
All Rebel soldiers that survived the attack on Hoth
got one of these tees to commemorate the event.
102. Run R2 Tshirt
This might actually be a good race. They probably move at
about the same speed. All R2-D2 has to do though is turn
left or right and the AT-AT will have a hard time keeping up.
103. Jedi Mind Trick Venn Diagram T-shirt
"These aren't the droids you're looking for",
"You don't need to see his identification",
"He can go about his business",
and "MOVE ALONG" all wrapped up into a simple Venn Diagram.
105. Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies T-shirt
Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock....
107. Strormtrooper Tshirt
Sure, stormtroopers aren't a very good shot with a blaster
(unless it's really Luke or Han in disguise, of course),
but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating.