Funniest Unofficial Star Wars T-shirts
Sure we've all seen the Star Wars t-shirts that show the movie posters or some classic scenes from the movies, but those are boring. What we have here are Star Wars t-shirts that push the boundaries and take the franchise in a way George Lucas may have never intended.
To see even more, check out our 800+ Star Wars tees.
5. ewok psa tshirt
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Don't create funeral pyres in the woods.
Rebel Alliance Press.
Paid for by the Endor Department of Parks and Recreation.
8. Han Guitar Solo T-shirt
Rockin' out ain't like dusting crops, boy.
We always knew Han had it in him. This tee confirms it.
15. Keep Bespin Weird T shirt
We don't need it turning into another Coruscant. This Star
Wars reference is sure to befuddle anyone who is not
aware of the awesomeness that is Bespin.
16. AT-AT Walk T-shirt
Vader walking his pet AT-AT. Its a tough job... but
someone has to do it. Exercising your AT-AT Walker will
teach him who is the pack leader and bring you closer.
18. Admiral Ackbarpography t-shirt
Old fish-head's famous words define him! At first glance,
what you see is what you get -- a giant fish head. Take a
closer look and you'll discover the holy grail of science
fiction one-liners... IT'S A TRAP!
19. Luke Is My Co-Pilot Tshirt
There will be some smart guy who comes up to you and says, "That means you're R2-D2" to which you can say "Yeah, you have a problem with R2? Without him, Obi-Wan would have never received Leia's message and the Rebel Alliance would never have gotten their hands on the plans for the original Death Star!"
21. Death Star Schematics T-shirt
The Empire strikes back, but they sure don't design space-stations well.
One well-placed shot and the whole thing is destroyed? Srsly?
23. Star Bright t-shirt
Star light, star bright
charge thy lasers
in the night.
I wish I may,
I wish I might
destroy a world
or two tonight
25. Obi-Juan Kenobi Tshirt
Obi-Wan Kenobi has nothing on this homeboy.
The Force is loco with this ese - comprende?
27. Jedi Mind Trick Tshirt
You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business. Move along.
This *is* the t-shirt you were looking for.
28. Ping Pong Pwnt T-shirt
I guess ole Vader does need some time to unwind and kick it with
his boys. I wonder if they agree ahead of time "no Force"?
And seriously - would you even try to beat Vader at ping pong?
I know I wouldn't. I hear he can choke people from a distance.
29. Echo Base T-shirt
All Rebel soldiers that survived the attack on Hoth
got one of these tees to commemorate the event.
30. Run R2 Tshirt
This might actually be a good race. They probably move at
about the same speed. All R2-D2 has to do though is turn
left or right and the AT-AT will have a hard time keeping up.
33. It's A Trap Tee
The wise and observant words of the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Fleet, Admiral Ackbar. A useful phrase in many situations (e.g., whenever you're ambushed by the Imperial Navy).
36. The Death Star Tshirt
I love this one because if someone just saw you wearing it,
they wouldn't immediately get that it's a Star Wars reference.
Seems like Death wouldn't be so happy, but that's part of this
tee's charm too.
41. HANgover T-Shirt
Hangover plus Star Wars
58. Somewhere On the Ice Planet Tshirt
On Hoth, a one-armed Wampa sits dejectedly
drinking tea. From Threadless.
63. Arm And Blaster T-Shirt
Great for cleaning all those blaster marks off your
shiny, white plastic armor.
71. Peek into the Dark Side Tee
There are so many things I can think of to do with the Force
in everyday life. This is just one of them.
75. I Had Friends On That Death Star T-Shirt
This shirt is a tribute to the thousands of patriots
serving the Empire that died on the Death Star.
77. TK Walkers Imperial Stout T-Shirt
After a hard day of routing rebel scum you need a beer fit
for a Stormtrooper. Reach for cold-brewed TK Walker's
Imperial Stout. It's brewed on Hoth for a distinctive flavor.
82. Empire Urban Regeneration T-shirt
Finally, an urban renewal program we can all get behind. I hear the boss can be a real bastard though. There's also a slight chance of death at the hands of rebels, but that's just the risk you have to take.
107. Self Maintenance Tee Shirt
Even Darth Vader needs a wash and wax
sometimes with some spray-on Force.
(out of print but still funny)
108. Star Wars Coffee Tshirt
Star Wars Coffee
May the Froth be with you
Would it be called StarWarsBucks?
111. Dark Side of the Garden Tee
Darth Vader does some gardening.
I'm sure every geek and Star Wars fan on the planet
has seen this tshirt, but it's worth including because
it's a Threadless classic.
(and it's frequently sold out).
115. Shoot the Baddies T-shirt
This one is a bonus tee since you get lots of
other non-Star Wars characters too. Can you
name them all?
116. Chewbacca Costume T-shirt
This Chewbacca tshirt will turn you into a wookie in a flash.
Is it you or Chewbacca? No one will know!
117. OSWars Tee
A long time ago in a galaxy close, close to us.
War! The Windows empire is crumbling under the
attacks of the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Tux.
There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere!
118. Aircraft Identification Chart Tshirt
Not only do you get a Millennium Falcon and a TIE Fighter,
you even get a couple Star Trek ships as a bonus!
121. Jedi Mind Trick Venn Diagram T-shirt
"These aren't the droids you're looking for",
"You don't need to see his identification",
"He can go about his business",
and "MOVE ALONG" all wrapped up into a simple Venn Diagram.
124. Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies T-shirt
Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock....
127. Strormtrooper Tshirt
Sure, stormtroopers aren't a very good shot with a blaster
(unless it's really Luke or Han in disguise, of course),
but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating.
130. Good v Evil T-shirt
The ultimate battle of Good vs Evil.
Let the Rebels and the Empire battle
it out on the football field!
This tee shows the football helmets
they would wear.