That smile is pretty much how Pirates of the Caribbean Mickey gets you to let your guard down. He's got a bone or two to pick.

Going on this Chicago tee, it looks pretty much like cartoon characters are about as wind resistant as you'd think.

A tee for fans of Mickey and his dog named after a popular ex-planet.

Sorry Kanye, looks like Mickey's the original OG with the shutter shades.

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm pretty sure you should be wearing it.

Spidermouse, Spidermouse, does some things not done by a louse.

When you think about it, Mickey and Minnie have been together longer than a lot of us have even existed.

There's a reason there was so much conversation around whether Epic Mickey was child-appropriate.

Bright lights, big mouse.

There is never, ever an inappropriate occasion for a mustache shirt. It's the mustache ride of the t-shirt world.

Don't worry, once you've seen this Steamboat Willie tee, no amount of therapy will erase it from your memory. You may as well just buy it and start obsessing.

Looks like Pikachu isn't the only electric mouse in town!

I don't know about you guys, but I see a butterfly.

Remember - the most important thing to do when wearing this costume hoodie is to refuse to break character. Master that high-pitched voice.

Go on. Imagine Mickey Mouse's voice in place of Darth Vader's original one. You know you want to.

On the upside, if your eyesight ever gets this bad, the WORLD will be your NES game.

I'm pretty sure not even Shaun White can compete with an animated character. Given the whole animation thing.

I'm pretty sure Mickey Mouse Club tees are pretty standard order in trendy wardrobes these days. Get on that!

This ink-slick Epic Mickey tee's for our friends in Wasteland.

In this observative Mickey tee has the potential to make anybody standing next to you uncomfortable! But hey, they are pretty Goofy.