Classic Simpsons T-Shirts
Poochie. The Bumblebee Man. I Didn't Do It Boy. Ippy and Bippy. Angry Dad. Spider-Pig. The bent Wookiee. BAD DREAM HOUSE. Kang and Kodos. Evil Homer. The Land of Chocolate. And that's the end of that chaptah!
Over the past several decades, as television's longest-running animated comedy for adults, The Simpsons has given us too many memorable characters and stories to count. We've already taken a look at shirts focused on Matt Groening's other popular series, Futurama.
But we just wouldn't be doing you or the show justice if we forgot The Simpsons.
With these shirts, you too can be disrespectful to dirt! Wear them or die, can you do any less!?
1. Springfield Crowd
Wearable nostalgia. Conversation piece. Simpsons t-shirt. You'll spend so much time trying to identify every character again that you may as well never go to work again.
3. Homer of Hyrule
For those of you who've played The Legend of Zelda for twelve hours! Only to be slain by an Octorok.
4. I Am So Smrt
If there's a t-shirt to accidentally burn your house down while wearing, it's this one. Everyone's gonna pull a Homer sometime.
5. Worst T-Shirt Ever
It's okay to admire Comic Book Guy. We've all had those moments. Constantly. For virtually all of our lives.
6. Internet On Computers
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty! Now where's that Tab?
8. Watch It Dude
Bartman may not have gotten a lot of time in the spotlight - outside of his own comic book series, anyway - but some would argue that he could rival that certain other caped crusader. These people exist. Somewhere.
10. Mr. Sparkle
This t-shirt looks an awful lot like the combination of a fish and a lightbulb to me.
11. Insert Foreign Object Here
With this handy chart, you too can embark on an endless journey of learnding, just like Ralph Wiggum.
15. Homer The Ingestible Bulk
"BULK EAT!" is the new "HULK SMASH!" Surely you've heard!