Classic Seinfeld Tees

There's no talking about '90s comedy without bringing up Seinfeld, the sitcom that defined the decade. Starring Jerry Seinfeld himself, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, and Michael Richards as the enigmatic Cosmo Kramer. Breaking new ground as a postmodern sitcom, Seinfeld managed to be about both everything and nothing all at the same time.

Co-creator Larry David went on to star in his own similar series on HBO, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

These classic Seinfeld tees may be about a show about nothing, but they're not nothing!

1. Del Boca Vista :: The Retirement Community From Seinfeld

Del Boca Vista :: The Retirement Community From Seinfeld

You have to admire how up front they are about the inevitable.

2. Funny Seinfeld ASS MAN Licence Plate

Funny Seinfeld ASS MAN Licence Plate

For the proctologist with class in you.

3. Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty Seinfeld

Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty Seinfeld

Woody Allen in top form.

4. Vandelay Industries Funny Seinfeld

Vandelay Industries Funny Seinfeld

We hope you like everything in latex.

5. No Soup For You

No Soup For You

He's the Soup Nazi, not Soup Nice Guy.

6. Master Of My Domain Funny Seinfeld

Master Of My Domain Funny Seinfeld

Because the world should know.

7. Kramerica Intern Funny Seinfeld

Kramerica Intern Funny Seinfeld

Kramer's ideas - for America!

8. Happy Festivus Funny Holiday Seinfeld

Happy Festivus Funny Holiday Seinfeld

Finally! A winter holiday we can all get behind.

9. Seinfeld - The Kramer

Seinfeld - The Kramer

You'll be like a human gallery!

10. Seinfeld - Cast Outline

Seinfeld - Cast Outline

Not pictured: NEWMAN!!!

11. Seinfeld Quotes

      Seinfeld Quotes

Not just a t-shirt, a TV-shirt!

12. Human Fund - Seinfeld

Human Fund - Seinfeld

Who are these people!?

13. Seinfeld Indepedent George

Seinfeld Indepedent George

Now there's a George we can all look up to.

14. Happy Festivus! - Seinfeld

Happy Festivus! - Seinfeld

We've got your new holiday shirt right here.

15. Seinfeld Upset George Costanza

Seinfeld Upset George Costanza

Now we're in trouble.

16. Seinfeld Schmoopie

Seinfeld Schmoopie

Who's schmoopie? Even today, we don't know.

17. Seinfeld Kramer Pimp Mug Shot

Seinfeld Kramer Pimp Mug Shot

What we'd all give to pull off that coat.

18. Seinfeld - Jerk Store

Seinfeld - Jerk Store

Don't ask about the chicken.

19. Seinfeld - You're Not Spongeworthy

Seinfeld - You're Not Spongeworthy

They're not talking SpongeBob here.

20. Seinfeld Little Jerry

Seinfeld Little Jerry

Who's ever heard of hen fighting, anyway?

21. Seinfeld Puddy's Auto Repair

Seinfeld Puddy's Auto Repair

Don't expect an ample supply of Twixes in the machine.

22. They're Real and They're Spectacular

They're Real and They're Spectacular

And now you'll never get to enjoy them.

23. Seinfeld 'I've Got Nothing'

Seinfeld 'I've Got Nothing'

Hey, despair is something!

24. Kramer and Newman Recycling Co

Kramer and Newman Recycling Co

We knew there was a way to get rich in this recycling racket.

25. Soup Nazi Seinfeld

Soup Nazi Seinfeld

He puts a lot of anger into his soup. Sweet, delicious anger.

26. Seinfeld Peterman Reality Tour Kramer

Seinfeld Peterman Reality Tour Kramer

The best tours are by bus! And also entirely fraudulent.

27. Seinfeld Disturbed Depressed Inadequate

Seinfeld Disturbed Depressed Inadequate

Can we get a dollop of neurotic on there too?

28. Seinfeld Regift Green

Seinfeld Regift Green

Be sure to keep records so you don't lose track of your web of lies.

29. Seinfeld Classic Yellow Logo

Seinfeld Classic Yellow Logo

A surefire way to get the theme stuck in the head of every person you pass on the street.