Biting Jaws T-Shirts

Dun-dun.
Dun-dun.
Dun-dun.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

Did a chill just run down your spine? Then you know all about the Jaws movies. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water, not just sharks, but the KING of sharks. Immortalized in four films, a couple of video games, and the cultural lexicon, Jaws has lain dormant for a number of years, but we all know it's only a matter of time until the original terror from the sea returns again.

We've scoured the seas while watching our back for these Jaws tees for your perusal. They bite. Don't worry, that's a good thing.

1. Jaws Quints Shark Fishing Horror Movie

Jaws Quints Shark Fishing Horror Movie

Warning! Sharks find you delicious.

2. Jaws Amity Island

Jaws Amity Island

Be the movie poster. Spread the fear of the ocean.

3. Jaws Three Shark Moon

Jaws Three Shark Moon

Be three sharks. And a moon.

4. JAWS "Bruce" Movie

JAWS "Bruce" Movie

"Hey guys. What's going on? I'm a shark."

5. Shark Bite Jaws

Shark Bite Jaws

Just tell people the rest of the shark is invisible. They can't prove you wrong!

6. Jaws Shirt Shark Hunt

Jaws Shirt Shark Hunt

"I was one of the only survivors of the 1975 Amity Island shark hunt and this t-shirt is proof positive of the harrowing experience. That and its gift shop."

7. Sesame Street Cookie Monster Gnaws Movie Poster Remix

Sesame Street Cookie Monster Gnaws Movie Poster Remix

Just when you thought it was safe to be a cookie.

8. Jaws Shirt Nice To Eat You

Jaws Shirt Nice To Eat You

Well, at least this one's polite.

9. Jaws Distressed Movie Poster

Jaws Distressed Movie Poster

No containing this poster.

10. Jaws Chalk Shark Attack Drawing

Jaws Chalk Shark Attack Drawing

Stay away from those jaws!

11. Jaws - Obey

Jaws - Obey

Just don't call him Andre. Sharks don't recognize human names.

12. Jaws Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

Jaws Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

And when you bring a bigger boat, they build a bigger shark. (Wait, what?)

13. Endless Summer Jaws

Endless Summer Jaws

Every summer is the Summer of the Shark.

14. Jaw s- Gonna Eat Ya

Jaw s- Gonna Eat Ya

Well, we're sold on this vacation.

15. Jaws - Show Stopper

Jaws - Show Stopper

Everything just got real. Real bitey.

16. Music Jaws

Music Jaws

"Om nom nom this memorable theme is delicious!"

17. Quints Shark Tours

Quints Shark Tours

This can't possibly go wrong!

18. Jaws - Island

Jaws - Island

Pretty sure those are just dolphin fins. Yep, friendly, friendly dolphin fins.

19. Eating People Jaws

Eating People Jaws

Humans: the other white meat.

20. Jaws Fin

Jaws Fin

Sometimes metaphorical sharks are the most threatening. (But mostly when they're literal.)

21. JAWS Orca Fishing Company Amity Island Navy

JAWS Orca Fishing Company Amity Island Navy

Surely this will just be another ordinary day out on the water!

22. JAWS Every Week Is Shark Week Vintage

JAWS Every Week Is Shark Week Vintage

First comes Shark Week, then Shark Month, then Shark Year, Shark Decade, Shark Century. The endgame? Shark Eternity.

23. JAWS Mouth Screen White

JAWS Mouth Screen White

We wouldn't go in there if we were you.