Top 14 Best Vampire T Shirts
I wasn't going to read the Twilight saga. I don't do scary. But, I do like a good, trashy romance,
so I finally broke down and read the books. I was instantly hooked and obsessed, although I think
I'm a little too old to hang vampire movie posters on my bedroom wall. In homage to the Twilight movie coming out, here
are the best vampire t-shirts we could find.
1. Vampire Lips T-Shirt
Bella was never this hot, but these bloody lips are damn sexy.
2. Vampire! T-Shirt
In elementary school, I had this recurring dream where different monsters came out of my parent's bedroom and walked down the hallway to my room. The vampire, which looked exactly like this one, always bit my foot right before I woke up. Bonus: this shirt glows in the dark and is UV reactive!
3. Blood Drive Vampires T-Shirt
At first glance, I thought this shirt had an ambulance, and I couldn't think of why vampires would be chasing that. But it's a blood drive truck!
4. It's Not My Blood T-Shirt
You may be reassuring people that it's not your blood, but everyone will know you're a vampire who just enjoyed a snack.
5. Vampires Have No Life T-Shirt
I understand that life can get boring for vampires, living forever and whatnot, but I had no idea they enjoy
Pac-man so much.
6. Lost Boys Kiefer T-Shirt
I loved
The Lost Boys so hard in junior high. Vampires and
both Coreys!
7. Nihilism T-Shirt
The retro artwork on this one is awesome. And really, isn't sex and violence what life as a vampire is really all about?
8. Dracula Costume T-Shirt
Halloween may be over, but it's never too late to dress up as a vampire!
9. Universal Monsters Sucky Dracula T-Shirt
I love bad puns, and "Dracula Sucks" is no exception.
10. Curse of the Werewolf T-Shirt
Just in case you're on Team Jacob, here's a werewolf for you. Enjoy.
11. Vampire Orthodontics T-Shirt
Twilight has five permanently teenaged vampires - at some point they'll need orthodontia!
12. Wack-O-Wax Wax Fangs T-Shirt
Who wouldn't want to have some fake
wax fangs you can use to be a vampire then later chew on? if only it tasted better.
13. Sesame Street The Count T-Shirt
Our first introduction into vampires, Sesame Street's The Count. We all know The Count prefers counting over drinking blood, but what exactly does he do for sustenance?
14. Bush Sucks Democracy Dry T-Shirt
Bush as a vampire? How fitting.