Now a part of your balanced breakfast.

Why stop at only one?

Determining the future of Middle Earth through fisticuffs!

One shirt. Three Wargs. And a moon.

Be on your guard, burglar.

Gollum's tale is a classic warning of what happens when babies get really old.

Someone could use some eyedrops!

We pretty much feel this way about t-shirts all the time.

You strive to be more like Strider, right?

Someone's gotta be the token archer 'round here.

Before Frodo, when you needed a hero Hobbit, this Baggins fit the Bilbo!

Can you name all the dwarfs? No, Gimli's not in this.

Gandalf the Grey, ready to get down to some serious wiz biz.

No, Santa Claus isn't waving a sword at you. This isn't like that recurring dream.

You'll be living well in this tee from Rivendell!

When you see goblins, you'll be wobblin'.

He may not be god of thunder, but leadership is in with this dwarf among Bilbo's companions.

Traffic's more of a problem in Middle Earth than you'd think.

Every adventuring party needs its wizard, and its burglar.

Let the wild third breakfast start!

Enjoy the crossover. Be tickled by it!

Welcome to Muppet Middle Earth.

Choosy Hobbits choose to eat continuously.

Try not to worry about all those plot holes the giant eagles are flying over. Those are nothing.

Name all the dwarves. If you can tear yourself away from how beautiful this design is.

One does not simply walk into Mordor without picking up a few memes along the way.

"So shutchit. Shutchit good. What do you mean this part wasn't in the book?"

For your Christmas party needs on the way to Erebor.

C'mon Bilbo, get packin'.

When a wizard tells you to run, you run.

If a dragon like Smaug makes it far enough in their monologue to tell you this, you're probably already toast.

To Throw The One Ring Into Mount Doom (That's What They Want)

A token Tolkien pun.

In this case, one CAN simply walk into Mordor.

Life's so hard as the ringbearer, some days you just wish you could disappear!

No pooh-poohing this crossover.

You know that giant flaming eye has got to be loaded.

Don't go confusing them with gnomes, now.

Everyone's gotta reach Mount Doom sometime.

Winter is comi- oh wait, no, that's just an army of Uruk Hai.

You know what? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if these guys overrun Middle Earth.

Disclaimer: This is a t-shirt, it might not protect you when trying to escape Ringwraiths at a river crossing.

O URUK HAI

Imagine the boxer from Street Fighter II facing one of these.

Almost as fearsome as the internet variety!

Don't let the elf know when you toss this shirt in the laundry.

Word is that Keyser Soze guy's actually the Witch King.

We'll see about that!

Sauron's got his own fellowship.

You know, giant eagles sure could make this quest a lot easier.

The symbol of only the most hardcore Tolkien aficionados. Start your secret fantasy fiction society today!

Saruman: Like Gandalf, but with more evil!

Fish so fresh, you just stick your head into the cave stream. You might even call it freshious.

Bad Hobbits, on the other hand, only have to be deprived of second breakfast.

For Hobbits, all times are meal times.