Best Duck Dynasty T-Shirts
Scripted shows aren't for everybody, so reality TV may be more your thing. Maybe you're into competition shows like Survivor, or redneckognize the fun of Honey Boo Boo. But if you're into duck hunting and the best beards this side of the backwoods, you're no doubt into Duck Dynasty.
Make the Robertsons proud. Strike fear into ducks wherever you go. Grow an amazing beard (Or wear a fake one if you can't grow one). We've got the tees.
1. Duck Dynasty Calling Champion Hunting Fishing
It's okay to boast. Let the world bask in the wake of your talents.
7. Duck Dynasty Four Beards
Four beards to rule them all, four years to shoot them. The ducks, that is.
9. No Yuppies Allowed - Duck Dynasty
Yuppies probably couldn't even call a duck. Just sayin'. Unless both said yuppie and duck had phones and the yuppie knew the duck's number. Even then, only maybe.
17. Duck Dynasty Si Robertson I Will Hurt You Physically & Meta-Physically
The second half of that warning is downright curious!
18. Duck Dynasty Hey Hey All My Stories Are 95% True Jack
A 5% margin of error isn't too bad, statistically speaking.
19. Everything I Know I Learned From Phil-osophy - Duck Dynasty
Try not to get suspended from your show, er, job?
21. Duck Dynasty The #1 Rule Is There Are No Rules
Wait, does this mean the #1 Rule doesn't really exist?