Best Chuck Norris T Shirts

Chuck Norris is one bad mofo, there's no doubt about it. One of our most celebrated action stars, he kicks ass, takes names, and sometimes he doesn't even bother with the name part.

Now that the Chuck's bad-assedness has ascended to straight-up internet meme status, we have some killer t-shirts waiting to roundhouse kick their way into your life.

1. Chuck Norris T Ninja Karate Funny 80s Vintage

Chuck Norris T Ninja Karate Funny 80s Vintage

Now nobody can question your Chuckitude.

2. Chuck Norris "Don't Need A Weapon"

Chuck Norris "Don't Need A Weapon"

Chuck Norris: Human nunchaku.

3. Chuck Norris Bitten By A Cobra

Chuck Norris Bitten By A Cobra

One way to skin a snake.

4. Chuck Norris Speaks in All Caps

Chuck Norris Speaks in All Caps

AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO YELL.

5. Chuck Norris Champions For Breakfast

Chuck Norris Champions For Breakfast

Champions beware. Not that you have a chance.

6. Chuck Norris Kick Defeats All

Chuck Norris Kick Defeats All

Rock scissors CHUCK NORRIS!

7. Chuck Norris Kick Well Rounded

Chuck Norris Kick Well Rounded

The way Chuck Norris likes his kicks.

8. Chuck Norris Element

Chuck Norris Element

If you're on the wrong side of the law, Chuck Norris is a threat more than periodically.

9. Unicorns Chuck Norris

Unicorns Chuck Norris

The Pegasus is already extinct.

10. Chuck Norris Holds Air Hostage

Chuck Norris Holds Air Hostage

Hostage Air is another of his many 1980s cult classics.

11. Chuck Norris Week

Chuck Norris Week

Just when you thought it was safe to leave the ocean.

12. Chuck Norris Honey Badger

Chuck Norris Honey Badger

This is what happens when memes collide.

13. Weather Forecast Chuck Norris

Weather Forecast Chuck Norris

Bring a paincoat.

14. Chuck Norris Guns Carry Protection

Chuck Norris Guns Carry Protection

Now you know that guns get anxious too.

15. Stunt Double Chuck Norris

Stunt Double Chuck Norris

Said stunt double's tears are still doubly manly by association.

16. Chuck Norris Squared Pain

Chuck Norris Squared Pain

That's what happens when you call him a square root.

17. Boogey Man Chuck Norris

Boogey Man Chuck Norris

He also had to check his locker for Chuck Norris in high school.

18. Chuck Norris Walk And Kill

Chuck Norris Walk And Kill

Walker and Killer, Texas Ranger didn't quite have the same ring to it, even if it was more truthful.

19. Royal Flush Chuck Norris

Royal Flush Chuck Norris

This is why most casinos won't admit him anymore.

20. Chuck Norris Succeed

Chuck Norris Succeed

You save a lot of time when you only have to do things once.

21. Chuck Norris Doesn't Cheat Death

Chuck Norris Doesn't Cheat Death

Death can't even grow a beard.

22. Walker Texas Ranger

Walker Texas Ranger

Get ready to practice your roundhouse.

23. Chuck Takes Bloodbaths

Chuck Takes Bloodbaths

It's how he stays so young.

24. Chuck Norris Was Here Boot Print

Chuck Norris Was Here Boot Print

Bring your own injuries!