Best and Funniest Pirate T-shirts

In the following list you will find some of the best and funniest pirate t-shirts around. No, these aren't Pittsburgh Pirates or ECU Pirates, but walk the plank, shiver me timbers, and searching for booty pirates.

If, for some reason you don't like pirates and much prefer ninjas, take a look at our Ninja t-shirt list instead.

1. I Want To Be A Pirate When I Grow Up!

I Want To Be A Pirate When I Grow Up!

2. Land is for Lubbers

Land is for Lubbers

3. Ninjas and pirates agree Tee

Ninjas and pirates agree Tee

Ninjas and pirates agree, COWBOYS SUCK

4. Sailing Off Somalia t-shirt

Sailing Off Somalia t-shirt

I'm Going Sailing Off The Coast of Somalia

5. Pirate Booty Tshirt

Pirate Booty Tshirt

6. Pirate Infested Waters T shirt

Pirate Infested Waters T shirt

7. Pirate Crossword T-Shirt

Pirate Crossword T-Shirt

8. Time Flies When You're Having Rum Tee

Time Flies When You're Having Rum Tee

9. ironic witticism Tee

ironic witticism Tee

Not all of my garments contain ironic witticism

10. It's Not Piracy If There's Not a Parrot Involved. T-shirt

It's Not Piracy If There's Not a Parrot Involved. T-shirt

11. I Don't Wanna Be A Pirate

I Don't Wanna Be A Pirate

12. One Eyed Willie

One Eyed Willie

Never says die

13. A Guide to Being a Pirate Tshirt

A Guide to Being a Pirate Tshirt

14. There Can Be Only One Tshirt

There Can Be Only One Tshirt

15. Pirate Ninja Alliance t-shirt

Pirate Ninja Alliance t-shirt

I support the ninja pirate alliance

16. Pirates cooler than Ninjas T-Shirt

Pirates cooler than Ninjas T-Shirt

Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

17. Modern PiratesTee

Modern PiratesTee

Pirate hook + iphone treasure map = awesome

18. 3.14% of Sailors are Pi-Rates Tshirt

3.14% of Sailors are Pi-Rates Tshirt

19. Ed Hardy Multi-pirates T-shirt

Ed Hardy Multi-pirates T-shirt

20. Metallica Argh Matey Pirate Black Tshirt

Metallica Argh Matey Pirate Black Tshirt

21. Pirates PWN t-shirt

Pirates PWN t-shirt

22. Arrgh Ya Free Saturday Night? T-shirt

Arrgh Ya Free Saturday Night? T-shirt

23. 21st Century Pirate Tshirt

21st Century Pirate Tshirt

24. Ed Hardy Pirate Woman Tshirt

Ed Hardy Pirate Woman Tshirt

25. Pirates - Girls Just Want to Have Rum Tee

Pirates - Girls Just Want to Have Rum Tee

26. Pirates - Surrender the Booty T-shirt

Pirates - Surrender the Booty T-shirt

27. Peanuts Snoopy Pirate Tee

Peanuts Snoopy Pirate Tee

28. Domo Kun Pirate Tshirt

Domo Kun Pirate Tshirt

29. As I Lay Dying Pirate Tee

As I Lay Dying Pirate Tee

30. Pirate Encyclopedia T-shirt

Pirate Encyclopedia T-shirt

31. Pirate Deck T-shirt

Pirate Deck T-shirt

32. It's a Pirates Life for Me Tshirt

It's a Pirates Life for Me Tshirt

33. Pirates - The Beatings Will Continue Tee

Pirates - The Beatings Will Continue Tee

The Beatings Will Continue
Until Morale Improves

34. Pirate Doctor Kit Tshirt

Pirate Doctor Kit Tshirt

35. Exile Pirate Skull Tee

Exile Pirate Skull Tee

36. Arrgh pirate T-shirt

Arrgh pirate T-shirt

37. Undercover Pirate Tshirt

Undercover Pirate Tshirt

38. Smelly Pirate Hooker Tee

Smelly Pirate Hooker Tee

You Are A Smelly Pirate Hooker

39. There be booty to plunder Pirate Tshirt

There be booty to plunder Pirate Tshirt

Arhhhhhhhhh...
There be booty to plunder

40. Dropkick Murphys Shipping Up To Boston Pirate Tee

Dropkick Murphys Shipping Up To Boston Pirate Tee