Best and Funniest Pirate T-shirts

In the following list you will find some of the best and funniest pirate t-shirts around. No, these aren't Pittsburgh Pirates or ECU Pirates, but walk the plank, shiver me timbers, and searching for booty pirates.

If, for some reason you don't like pirates and much prefer ninjas, take a look at our Ninja t-shirt list instead.

1. I Want To Be A Pirate When I Grow Up!

I Want To Be A Pirate When I Grow Up!

2. Sailing Off Somalia t-shirt

Sailing Off Somalia t-shirt

I'm Going Sailing Off The Coast of Somalia

3. Pirate Booty Tshirt

Pirate Booty Tshirt

4. Pirate Infested Waters T shirt

Pirate Infested Waters T shirt

5. Pirate Crossword T-Shirt

Pirate Crossword T-Shirt

6. Time Flies When You're Having Rum Tee

Time Flies When You're Having Rum Tee

7. ironic witticism Tee

ironic witticism Tee

Not all of my garments contain ironic witticism

8. It's Not Piracy If There's Not a Parrot Involved. T-shirt

It's Not Piracy If There's Not a Parrot Involved. T-shirt

9. I Don't Wanna Be A Pirate

I Don't Wanna Be A Pirate

10. One Eyed Willie

One Eyed Willie

Never says die

11. A Guide to Being a Pirate Tshirt

A Guide to Being a Pirate Tshirt

12. There Can Be Only One Tshirt

There Can Be Only One Tshirt

13. Pirate Ninja Alliance t-shirt

Pirate Ninja Alliance t-shirt

I support the ninja pirate alliance

14. Modern PiratesTee

Modern PiratesTee

Pirate hook + iphone treasure map = awesome

15. 3.14% of Sailors are Pi-Rates Tshirt

3.14% of Sailors are Pi-Rates Tshirt

16. Metallica Argh Matey Pirate Black Tshirt

Metallica Argh Matey Pirate Black Tshirt

17. Pirates PWN t-shirt

Pirates PWN t-shirt

18. Arrgh Ya Free Saturday Night? T-shirt

Arrgh Ya Free Saturday Night? T-shirt

19. 21st Century Pirate Tshirt

21st Century Pirate Tshirt

20. Pirates - Girls Just Want to Have Rum Tee

Pirates - Girls Just Want to Have Rum Tee

21. Pirates - Surrender the Booty T-shirt

Pirates - Surrender the Booty T-shirt

22. Peanuts Snoopy Pirate Tee

Peanuts Snoopy Pirate Tee

23. Domo Kun Pirate Tshirt

Domo Kun Pirate Tshirt

24. As I Lay Dying Pirate Tee

As I Lay Dying Pirate Tee

25. Pirate Encyclopedia T-shirt

Pirate Encyclopedia T-shirt

26. It's a Pirates Life for Me Tshirt

It's a Pirates Life for Me Tshirt

27. Pirates - The Beatings Will Continue Tee

Pirates - The Beatings Will Continue Tee

The Beatings Will Continue
Until Morale Improves

28. Pirate Doctor Kit Tshirt

Pirate Doctor Kit Tshirt

29. Exile Pirate Skull Tee

Exile Pirate Skull Tee

30. Arrgh pirate T-shirt

Arrgh pirate T-shirt

31. Undercover Pirate Tshirt

Undercover Pirate Tshirt

32. Dropkick Murphys Shipping Up To Boston Pirate Tee

Dropkick Murphys Shipping Up To Boston Pirate Tee