Aquatic Fish T-Shirts
Sure, we land mammals have it great, all this land, television, t-shirts, the whole shebang. But let's not kid ourselves - the Earth is mostly covered in water. And who inhabits the water? Our friends, the fish. Sure, they may not make the sorts of adorable pets that cats and dogs do, but we rely on them in far more ways than we realize.
This week, we celebrate our fishy friends with t-shirts.
4. Quints Shark Fishing
Those are some pretty big Jaws there. (This joke has been brought to you by a deliberate disregard for subtlety.)
5. Goin Fishin
We're not so sure that bait will get you ladies. Drowned ladies, maybe, but that'd be kind of a morbid coincidence, if anything.
6. Fisherman Fishing Vintage Funny Retro
Which one is the one doing the fishing here?
7. Darwin Fish Geek Evolution
"Hey, Steve! Check it out, I've got legs! ... Steve?"
10. Fish with Legs
Looks like this fish never got the memo 'bout the whole no legs thing. That looks suspiciously like a snake's tongue, too!
14. Drop the bass
Nobody eats more fish than dubstep DJs. Which explains all those tragic cases of mercury poisoning.
16. So long and thanks...
When the dolphins go, you know we're in trouble. Thanks for the warning, Douglas Adams.
18. Fish Filet
Kanye approved. (Note: This t-shirt is not officially endorsed by Kanye West.)
19. One Fish Two Fish Dr. Seuss
One fish
Two fish
Real fish
T-shirt fish
20. Ackbarpography
Admiral Ackbar remains everyone's favorite Star Wars fish. He's got our backs, after all.
21. Fancy Fish
"Hey baybuh, the logistics of keeping the hat and sunglasses in place are more challenging than you'd think!"
23. BILLABONG White Mike Street Walker
"I'M A SHAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK!"
