Aquatic Fish T-Shirts
Sure, we land mammals have it great, all this land, television, t-shirts, the whole shebang. But let's not kid ourselves - the Earth is mostly covered in water. And who inhabits the water? Our friends, the fish. Sure, they may not make the sorts of adorable pets that cats and dogs do, but we rely on them in far more ways than we realize.
This week, we celebrate our fishy friends with t-shirts.
1. Tuna Fish Funny Cool
Just tuna it.
2. Dr Seusshi
The Cat in the Hat
Knows sushi's where it's at!
3. The Cthulhu Fish
What did you think lived in Rl'yeh?
4. Quints Shark Fishing
Those are some pretty big Jaws there. (This joke has been brought to you by a deliberate disregard for subtlety.)
5. Goin Fishin
We're not so sure that bait will get you ladies. Drowned ladies, maybe, but that'd be kind of a morbid coincidence, if anything.
6. Fisherman Fishing Vintage Funny Retro
Which one is the one doing the fishing here?
7. Darwin Fish Geek Evolution
"Hey, Steve! Check it out, I've got legs! ... Steve?"
8. Angler Fish from the Abyss
Anglers? Meet an angler.
9. Like A Fish Organic
If a fish drinks enough, will it drown?
10. Fish with Legs
Looks like this fish never got the memo 'bout the whole no legs thing. That looks suspiciously like a snake's tongue, too!
11. foux du fafa
Parlez vous Francais?
12. Stay Fly
You came for the fishing puns. You'll stay for the fishing puns.
13. Fish Tank
"Show of hands - who likes seafood?"
14. Drop the bass
Nobody eats more fish than dubstep DJs. Which explains all those tragic cases of mercury poisoning.
All the way from Springfield.
16. So long and thanks...
When the dolphins go, you know we're in trouble. Thanks for the warning, Douglas Adams.
17. Black Freddie The Fish
You haven't got gills, have you?
18. Fish Filet
Kanye approved. (Note: This t-shirt is not officially endorsed by Kanye West.)
19. One Fish Two Fish Dr. Seuss
Admiral Ackbar remains everyone's favorite Star Wars fish. He's got our backs, after all.
21. Fancy Fish
"Hey baybuh, the logistics of keeping the hat and sunglasses in place are more challenging than you'd think!"
Fish: They know how to school you.
23. BILLABONG White Mike Street Walker
"I'M A SHAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK!"
24. Reef Dos Fish
Nothing fishy here. We mean, except literally.
25. Koi in Heaven
Who doesn't love Koi? It's in their name!