Animals that Should be Cute but are Actually Very Scary
Just like every evil villain probably has a soft spot for Betty White and cookie dough ice cream, every adorable, fuzzy animal has a dark side. After all, nature is no place for the weak. And itâ€™s time we come to terms with the fact that just because something looks nice, doesnâ€™t mean it is. So, if youâ€™re the type who gets irritated when a stranger asks you for directions or a friend wants to know whether you plan on having children, wearing a t-shirt featuring an animal-that-should-be-cute-but-is-actually-very-scary will help ensure that never happens again.
See also our huge collection of animal tees in our animal t shirts category
2. Scare Bear T-Shirt
The Scare Bear t-shirt reflects the name of a book I might read to my kids as an example of who might show up if they get out of bed in the middle of the night.
Which is probably why Iâ€™m not a parent.
3. Nightmare On Sesame Street T-Shirt
Looks like Elmo laughed his cute tickle laugh one too many times...
5. Zombie Care Bears T-Shirt
Speaking of zombies, can you imagine what would happen if Care Bears were filled with blood and intestines instead of... you know... stuffing?
6. Scooby Don't! T-Shirt
Umm... Who switched the Scooby Snacks with the rabies-infected brownies again?
7. Polar Bear Cub's First Kill T-Shirt
â€œAwwwâ€¦ what an adorable little polar bear cub! Come here, little fella. Cootchie, cootchie, câ€”AHHH!â€