Animals that Should be Cute but are Actually Very Scary
Just like every evil villain probably has a soft spot for Betty White and cookie dough ice cream, every adorable, fuzzy animal has a dark side. After all, nature is no place for the weak. And it’s time we come to terms with the fact that just because something looks nice, doesn’t mean it is. So, if you’re the type who gets irritated when a stranger asks you for directions or a friend wants to know whether you plan on having children, wearing a t-shirt featuring an animal-that-should-be-cute-but-is-actually-very-scary will help ensure that never happens again.
See also our huge collection of animal tees in our animal t shirts category
1. Nightmare On Sesame Street T-Shirt
Looks like Elmo laughed his cute tickle laugh one too many times...
2. Zombie Care Bears T-Shirt
Speaking of zombies, can you imagine what would happen if Care Bears were filled with blood and intestines instead of... you know... stuffing?
4. Bunny Leather Face T-Shirt
Yay, a bunny wielding a bloody chainsaw! Now I can sleep sound.
5. Kitty Exorcism Creepy Critters T-Shirt
"Mom, why is Mittens floating like that?"
Nothing says "cute" more than the exorcism of a kitten tormented by demons.
6. Scare Bear T-Shirt
The Scare Bear t-shirt reflects the name of a book I might read to my kids as an example of who might show up if they get out of bed in the middle of the night.
Which is probably why I’m not a parent.
7. Zombie Squirtle T-Shirt
Turtles are cute. Squirrels are cute. But zombie squirtles? Not so much.
8. Scooby Don't! T-Shirt
Umm... Who switched the Scooby Snacks with the rabies-infected brownies again?
9. Polar Bear Cub's First Kill T-Shirt
“Awww… what an adorable little polar bear cub! Come here, little fella. Cootchie, cootchie, c—AHHH!â€
10. Odd One Out T-Shirt
They always teach you that it’s okay to be different. What they don’t teach you is that it’s not okay to be a psychotic, knife-wielding bunny.
