Angriest Angry Birds Tees
I just got back from another anger management therapy session earlier and thought I had a breakthrough. Then some birds started attacking me on the street and now I'm just feeling humbled. I thought I was mad. MAD! But no.
For some reason, ALL the birds are drunk on the rage-o-hol lately. Please stay indoors, it's for your own safety. They're even in our phones!
For all the dog and horse whisperers, why can't we have at least ONE bird therapist?
1. Angry Birds Duck Hunt
If anything, the sound of that dog's 8-bit laughter would only make them angrier.
3. Pig Busters T-Shirt
This Ghostbusters Angry Birds tee could use more Rick Moranis bird. The whole entertainment industry probably could too. I don't think anybody could resist the Stay Puft Marshmallow Pig, either. Bacon in MY marshmallows? I no longer need anything else to live.
4. Angry Red Squadron T-Shirt
I hope the architects begin the Pigstar remembered to cover all the ventilation ducts. And also anti-ghost shielding to keep visions of Obi Wan Birdobi from appearing at critical times for the bird rebels. Rebel-birds. Rebirds.
5. The ANGRY Team T-Shirt
One must have considerable sympathy for the foolhardy individual who becomes the subject of these birds' ire.
7. Angry Buffet T-Shirt
Has anybody thought to mention to the birds that they don't have teeth?
9. Red Bird as Che Guevara T-shirt and Hoodie
This popular Cuban Revolution t-shirt super star sure is looking beaky.
10. Angry Street T-Shirt
There's a reason the request for correct directions to Sesame Street is so emphatic in the show's opening lyrics.
11. Angry Birds Wanted T-Shirt
When the birds go out of their way to distribute anachronistic wanted posters in this modern age of the internet, you KNOW they mean business.
14. Flipping The Bird - Angry Birds T-shirt
Ohhhhh! Now I get what they always meant.
15. Birds not Bombs T-Shirt
This may sound like an appeal for peace out of context, but avian armaments make bombs look like a trip to Disneyland!
16. Faces Angry Birds Shirt
Stop looking at me! I leave nests alone! I only eat chicken sometimes! SOMETIMES!
17. Drop It Angry Birds Shirt
I'll never eat eggs again... I'll never eat eggs again... I'll never eat eggs ag-
18. Pig Face Angry Birds Shirt
Oh man! If you wear one of these they just get even angrier- GETAWAYFROMME! It's the Angry Birds equivalent of painting a target on yourself!
