Angriest Angry Birds Tees
I just got back from another anger management therapy session earlier and thought I had a breakthrough. Then some birds started attacking me on the street and now I'm just feeling humbled. I thought I was mad. MAD! But no.
For some reason, ALL the birds are drunk on the rage-o-hol lately. Please stay indoors, it's for your own safety. They're even in our phones!
1. Pig Busters T-Shirt
This Ghostbusters Angry Birds tee could use more Rick Moranis bird. The whole entertainment industry probably could too. I don't think anybody could resist the Stay Puft Marshmallow Pig, either. Bacon in MY marshmallows? I no longer need anything else to live.
2. Angry Red Squadron T-Shirt
I hope the architects begin the Pigstar remembered to cover all the ventilation ducts. And also anti-ghost shielding to keep visions of Obi Wan Birdobi from appearing at critical times for the bird rebels. Rebel-birds. Rebirds.
3. The ANGRY Team T-Shirt
One must have considerable sympathy for the foolhardy individual who becomes the subject of these birds' ire.
7. Red Bird as Che Guevara T-shirt and Hoodie
This popular Cuban Revolution t-shirt super star sure is looking beaky.
8. Angry Street T-Shirt
There's a reason the request for correct directions to Sesame Street is so emphatic in the show's opening lyrics.
9. Angry Birds Wanted T-Shirt
When the birds go out of their way to distribute anachronistic wanted posters in this modern age of the internet, you KNOW they mean business.
13. Birds not Bombs T-Shirt
This may sound like an appeal for peace out of context, but avian armaments make bombs look like a trip to Disneyland!
15. Faces Angry Birds Shirt
Stop looking at me! I leave nests alone! I only eat chicken sometimes! SOMETIMES!
16. Drop It Angry Birds Shirt
I'll never eat eggs again... I'll never eat eggs again... I'll never eat eggs ag-