Alternate Presidential Candidates

It's not always about McCain or Obama. Here are some "alternate" tickets that might be worth considering. And since he is now the president, get your Obama t-shirts here.

1. elect zaphod beeblebrox

elect zaphod beeblebrox

2. Palin Voldemort Shirt

Palin Voldemort Shirt

3. Republicans for Voldemort T-Shirt

Republicans for Voldemort T-Shirt

4. stewart/colbert '12

stewart/colbert '12

5. Hawaiian Punch Juniors T-Shirt Light Blue

Hawaiian Punch Juniors T-Shirt Light Blue

How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Other than a punch for
each citizen, I'm not sure what else Punchy brings to the table. Maybe his VP can be the Kool-Aid Man.

6. Obama is my Homeboy T-Shirt

Obama is my Homeboy T-Shirt

Hop in your hybrid vehicle and go vote for the Green Party!

7. Vote Libertarian T-Shirt

Vote Libertarian T-Shirt

If all else fails, vote Libertarian. Liberty is good.

8. Palpatine for President by James Lillis

Palpatine for President by James Lillis

9. Pedro Lacks Political Experience

Pedro Lacks Political Experience

For every person that would vote for Pedro,
just as many feel Pedro lacks policitcal experience (much like Sarah Palin and Barack Obama).

10. Vote For Stewie T-Shirt

Vote For Stewie T-Shirt

Stewie may be just a little too obsessed with world
domination and his eagerness to have his mother killed may be his downfall
in the election.

11. Alex For President Family Ties T-Shirt

Alex For President Family Ties T-Shirt

In a tough political climate it can be tough to decide if McCain or Obama is the right choice and America needs a strong leader. We have the candidate you have been looking for, Alex P. Keaton. If you ever watched Family Ties, you know Alex would make a great President.

12. Gore in 08

Gore in 08

Re-elect Gore to the Presidency of the United States! He got more votes in 2000, he stood against the war in Iraq, and he was the charismatic star of An Inconvenient Truth. Let people know he is your guy to save the Presidency and our fragile earth.

13. Zombie Washington 2012

Zombie Washington 2012

14. Cheney in 08

Cheney in 08

He says he won't run but the adorable VP needs another 4 years. Let him know you support him for President in 2008. And this time he wont have Bush Jr. holding him back!

15. Hilary 08

Hilary 08

Not Hillary Clinton, Hilary Duff!

16. Paris/Rhianna '08

Paris/Rhianna '08

I don't think anyone would actually vote for Paris Hilton.

17. Don't Talk to Strangers

Don't Talk to Strangers

Though this isn't an actual election shirt, wouldn't an Appleton/Bartokomous ticket be great? Don't be ridiculous!

18. Mario / Luigi Campaign

Mario / Luigi Campaign

Yeah, Mario is a little promiscuous and is always chasing
women but he knows how to save the world and just might be able to do
something for the US of A.

19. Stewart/Colbert '08

Stewart/Colbert '08

This is a ticket I could actually get behind.