Alternate Presidential Candidates

This election year, if you are not that into either Obama or Romney (who sadly doesn't have many tees) - fear not.

Finally, there is an alternative! We present to you the real Tee Party candidates of 2012.

P.S. - We've also got plenty of Democrat and Republican tees.

1. Coffee For President

Coffee For President

Why not go for the first president with a no-spill lid?

2. Parks and Recreation Knope 2012

Parks and Recreation Knope 2012

When they say yep, it's time for you to vote Knope.

3. Star Wars Vote Vader

Star Wars Vote Vader

You don't want to end up like Alderaan, do you?

4. Gaius Baltar for President

Gaius Baltar for President

Hey, that whole Cylon thing happened, what, once?

5. Batman Bruce for President

Batman Bruce for President

Imagine every presidential address. "I'm Batman. Good night."

6. Howdy Doody - Seal Of The President

Howdy Doody - Seal Of The President

I think we can all agree it's about time Howdy Doody made a comeback. It's not like we don't already elect wooden politicians.

7. Chunk Sloth 2012 Goonies Election

Chunk Sloth 2012 Goonies Election

This ticket is good enough.

8. Bull Moose Roosevelt

Bull Moose Roosevelt

Pretty sure we could all use more of the majestic moose in our democracy.

9. Abe Lincoln, I bet he was a cool guy

Abe Lincoln, I bet he was a cool guy

It seems awfully undemocratic that we don't have more ghost candidates on the ballot.

10. Conan for President

Conan for President

Why elect a mere man when a barbarian can get the job done with excessive violence?

11. Lohan Snooki 2012

Lohan Snooki 2012

Get your popcorn ready, America!

12. Palin Voldemort

Palin Voldemort

Why not go for the ticket that can see Hogwarts from their campaign headquarters?

13. The Simpsons Ralph Pick a Winner 08

The Simpsons Ralph Pick a Winner 08

Would you choo-choo-choose him?

14. Family Ties ALEX FOR PRESIDENT

Family Ties ALEX FOR PRESIDENT

Either this guy, or that Marty McFly guy, y'know, the one with the TIME CAR.

15. Napoleon Dynamite Vote For Pedro

Napoleon Dynamite Vote For Pedro

Word this guy's really good at dream-granting.

16. Vote Libertarian

Vote Libertarian

Maybe it's finally their year.

17. Domo For President

Domo For President

His is a face of sound policy and electability. Also, eating.

18. Stewart Colbert 2012

Stewart Colbert 2012

The ticket to restore sanity and/or fear.

19. Lannister/Lannister 2012

Lannister/Lannister 2012

If there's a ticket that knows something about family values, it's this one.

20. Optimus For President

Optimus For President

His magically appearing trailer is what America needs.

21. Zaphod Beeblebrox 2012

Zaphod Beeblebrox 2012

Twice the heads, twice the president!

22. Cthulhu Dagon 2012

Cthulhu Dagon 2012

Their slogan makes a compelling argument.

23. Vote Zombie

Vote Zombie

Losing those pesky brains is an amazing way to help America drop five pounds.

24. Vote Pizza Party

Vote Pizza Party

The hard part is finding toppings we can all agree on.

25. alan '12

alan '12

It's about time we had a wolf in the White House.

26. Pinky and the Brain Vote for World Domination

Pinky and the Brain Vote for World Domination

Brain's scheme might just work this time.

27. Big Bang Theory Vote Dr. Sheldon Cooper for President

Big Bang Theory Vote Dr. Sheldon Cooper for President

He'll set America right on quantum physics and Star Trek continuity.

28. Family Guy Vote 4 Stewie

Family Guy Vote 4 Stewie

Who else can you count on to bring sexy parties back to the White House?