Alternate Presidential Candidates
This election year, if you are not that into either Obama or Romney (who sadly doesn't have many tees) - fear not.
Finally, there is an alternative! We present to you the real Tee Party candidates of 2012.
6. Lannister/Lannister 2012
If there's a ticket that knows something about family values, it's this one.
9. Howdy Doody - Seal Of The President
I think we can all agree it's about time Howdy Doody made a comeback. It's not like we don't already elect wooden politicians.
12. Abe Lincoln, I bet he was a cool guy
It seems awfully undemocratic that we don't have more ghost candidates on the ballot.
15. Conan for President
Why elect a mere man when a barbarian can get the job done with excessive violence?
17. Palin Voldemort
Why not go for the ticket that can see Hogwarts from their campaign headquarters?
19. Family Ties ALEX FOR PRESIDENT
Either this guy, or that Marty McFly guy, y'know, the one with the TIME CAR.
21. Family Guy Vote 4 Stewie
Who else can you count on to bring sexy parties back to the White House?