Alternate Presidential Candidates
This election year, if you are not that into either Obama or Romney (who sadly doesn't have many tees) - fear not.
Finally, there is an alternative! We present to you the real Tee Party candidates of 2012.
3. Howdy Doody - Seal Of The President
I think we can all agree it's about time Howdy Doody made a comeback. It's not like we don't already elect wooden politicians.
6. Abe Lincoln, I bet he was a cool guy
It seems awfully undemocratic that we don't have more ghost candidates on the ballot.
7. Conan for President
Why elect a mere man when a barbarian can get the job done with excessive violence?
10. Family Ties ALEX FOR PRESIDENT
Either this guy, or that Marty McFly guy, y'know, the one with the TIME CAR.
15. Lannister/Lannister 2012
If there's a ticket that knows something about family values, it's this one.
23. Big Bang Theory Vote Dr. Sheldon Cooper for President
He'll set America right on quantum physics and Star Trek continuity.